What color is my shirt?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Betcha can’t guess!

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pistachio

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Dagnabbit. Got it in one.

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OK, but what color is it now?

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Red.

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Flesh colored.

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No, it’s still pistachio. You think I got some sort of color-shifting shirt on?

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But are you too sexy for it?

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It looks like you’re not wearing a shirt. Or anything else. Must be the way my monitor is calibrated.

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So it’s clear?

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You’re fashion forward.

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You must’ve tuned in for Happy Hour!

Anyone want to guess what color my socks are?

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I was during Happy Hour!
(“Happy Hour” being an hour just for Happy, give or take 53 minutes.)

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Please, at least put on some pants.

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The Colour Out of Space.

Your toes are…unnameable!!

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Octarine?

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Brown.

ETA: disregard. OP actually says shirt.

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You wouldn’t have even been right about that. See: Here.
Question of today: What color is my shirt now?

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Navy blue?

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That is spectacularly wrong. While the color of my shirt is spectacularly right.