Unlimited free XL **Diet Mountain Dew **refills?
Some examples:
Dennis Rodman
Tucumcari New Mexico
2018 Porsche 911 GT2 RS
But please do not limit yourself.
Nothing could be better than unlimited free XL Diet Mountain Dew refills.
Seriously, I’d prefer to get nothing. Diet Mountain Dew isn’t really to my taste.
Looking out the window from the comfort of my couch dressed in comfy clothes with hot/cold beverage of choice as appropriate to the crappy hot/cold weather outside and knowing I don’t have to go out if I don’t want to.
The only thing to recommend about Tucumcari is that cool mountain on the edge of town.
(Sorry if I offended any Tucumcari residents; I’ve stayed there a few times, and it’s an old railroad town that has seen better days, and has a motel strip and that’s about it.)
There’s nothing to recommend about Dennis Rodman
Unlimited free XL Diet Mountain Dew refills?
An alien anal probe.
Free Beer and Sushi!
Limited refills of small Diet Mountain Dew.
No dew for me. It offends me:)
Unlimited puppy kisses.
A lifetime supply of chocolate!
Tootling around way out in the country with no specific place to go and no specific time to get there, stopping at any place you darn well want and eating at little ma and pa restaurants.
Sitting in a sun-warmed car on a chilly day at a park overlooking Puget Sound (or any pretty place) and taking in the scene.
Instead of Mountain Dew, I’d take a lifetime supply of Diet Pepsi.
Perhaps one of the best offensive (and all around) rebounders of all time.
Seven consecutive NBA rebound titles
Five NBA titles
Mulled yak urine would be better than diet Mountain Dew.
I’d pass on the Dew. Yuck
A log home on a quiet lake, good books, good tv, my dogs, a horse, the grandkids on occasion, and no money worries. I guess I’d take my husband too 
And unlimited Diet Coke, potato chips, pepperoni pizza and good chocolate.
Sycophant for brutal totalitarian dictator…
I miss the Code Red DIET Mt. Dew
And Rodman was magnificent to watch under the basket.
O.J. was fun to watch playing football too.
Unlimited free XL Tullamore D.E.W. refills.
Modified old joke:
Nothing would be better than unlimited free XL Diet Mountain Dew refills.
A ham sandwich would be better than nothing.
And a chance to make it to anywhere beyond Tucumcari before stopping for the night would be much better than a ham sandwich, and definitely better than unlimited free XL Diet Mountain Dew refills.
All together now (music starts) Nothing could be finer than Carolina in the morning!