Better yet: DON’T. He sounds like a classic example of a guy who doesn’t deserve to Get Any.
Ewww. 
Who’d want that?
Yeah, but fake boobies attached to a real woman are still fake boobies.
I’ll agree with Diosa and say that it depends on the size of the woman. In general, though, I’d say flat chested would be AA or AAA.
Me? The smallest I’ve been after puberty was a 34F (at 155 lbs). Currently I should be wearing a 38G or so, but I’m making do with 38DDD bras. I like my shape, but I’d love being able to buy more bras (and not having to go to specialty stores).
I’d rather get both reactions … though I prefer “What knockers!” 
Do the comments seriously bother your friend? I mean, I used to tease my best friend all the time about his “receding hairline” – even in front of other people – and I know I don’t fit any of the names that this woman’s husband has been called. Ouch. And it was totally Steve’s idea to get a hair transplant (really). But if the jokes had actually hurt him of course I wouldn’t have made them, so it all depends on how your friend feels about the comments her husband makes – and, if they bother her, whether she’s told him so.
I think there’s a lot of knee-jerk reaction regarding this guy; some folks are getting a little carried away.
“Sensibly?” :dubious: You do know that those of us with natural boobs have very little say in how big they are, right?
Thirded. My natural Ds are kinda fat because I’m kinda fat, so they don’t look nearly as good “unfettered” as I imagine my skinny co-worker’s natural Ds would (not that I’ve spent any time imagining her without clothing … oh, never mind).
I’m reminded of The Kids In The Hall movie, Brain Candy where a miracle cure for depression, intended for people who were so down they “can’t get off the floor” becomes a major fashion statement and lifestyle enhancement despite some “acceptable losses” in the way of severe adverse side effects. Doc, your patient was arguably misshapen–essentially born with a couple pieces all but missing. OP’s buddy is a B cup. She’s got some gear that clearly distinguishes her from (most) guys.
OK. No graceful way out of this one. Sensible is just a matter of opinion. Wish my own john thomas had just a little less mass sometimes–makes my back ache sometimes and … no, really!
Well, she is considering spending half a year’s salary and undergoing painful, potentially disfiguring surgery in order to remedy the “problem.” I’d say she’s seriously bothered. But I really don’t think her husband is deliberately saying things in order to hurt her. He’s just one of those “everything is about me” people. Not a monster. Just a minor-league selfish jackass. I’m glad I didn’t marry one of those.
Did he not notice this when he proposed to her?
Meh, I was mostly kidding. Very nearly threw a " " in for good measure, but then decided to play it stern. I don’t get to be stern very often. You’re one of my favorite Dopers, no matter what you think of my boobs. 
Oy. You said yourself that the surgery was her idea, so obviously the “problem” is as much in her head as in her husband’s comments. How is her potential surgery his fault? Anyway, her lack of self-esteem isn’t what I was asking about: I meant do his comments hurt her feelings. You said that he makes comments about her small breasts even in front of other people, and you said it like it made him evil, but I’m just saying that sometimes things that seem a little mean to “outsiders” might not actually be so. (And my friend spent a lot of money on a painful, potentially disfiguring procedure that had nothing to do with how often I – or his wife – teased him about being bald.) If she gets hurt but doesn’t say anything, she’s as much of a putz as him.
Of the people who’ve expressed an opinion about this chick’s husband, are js_africanus and I really the only ones who aren’t ready to tar and feather him?
I cried because I had no bra. Then I met someone who had no boobs.
Hummmm… needs work.
Honestly, an ‘A’ cup is venturing into flat-chested territory. I would not consider a 34B flat-chested by any means.
And fuck her husband. Breasts of all sizes are beautiful.
If she can fill a pair of martini glasses, she is not flat-chested. Flat is when you can see a rib on either side of the nipple.
Tilda Swinton is flat chested. Gwen Stefani is bordering on flat chested. Drew Barrymore has, ahem, bodacious tatas.
Portia de Rossi is also very nearly flat-chested, but is one of the sexiest women on the planet. I’m married and straight, but I’d do her in a heartbeat.
What Diosa Bellissima said. It’s not the cup size so much as the chest band size (which indicates how big the woman is frame-wise) that will determine how “stacked” she appears.
I have a colleague who is about 5’10" and about 100 kgs. She is a D-cup. I’m a C-cup. Her boobs are bigger, but mine appear bigger because of the rest of me (5’5", 60-something kgs).
If the lady is 34", she sounds pretty un-flat to me.
The husband - meh, it’s been said already.
remember folks - 1 kg = 2.2 lbs.
Can’t be said enough though. What an ass.
Let’s chip in and get him a Dick stretcher.
There’s an image I didn’t need.
Somewhere out in internetland is a website dedicated to nude pictures of women suffering from anorexia.
Portia’s not straight, so you may have a shot.
B looks perfect to me. A was fine, C was better, but B was the winner.
AA and AAA admittedly, looked to me like little man-boobs…so not a real good image. But by the time I’d know a girl well enough to want to get her shirt off of her, AA or AAA be it, they’re just the size for me.
D and above just look droopy to me–and I would fear how low they’re going to end up by the time we’re in our 60s. “Dear, you’re standing on your booby again.” But as said above, by the time I want to get her shirt off, s’all good.
That was then, this is now.
(Gwen’s had a boob job!)
P.S. For another “before” piccie of Gwen, see **FilmGeek’s ** link in post #51.
The second site mentioned, the one that is not linked, has a warning about the first site (which is linked on that site). It says that the linked site has a ‘trojan’. Norton did not catch it when the page loaded, but it did find spyware when the scheduled virus check was run this morning.
How sad. I didn’t know about this. Gwen was, IMHO, totally gorgeous in her original configuration, and was a great example of how you don’t need to be hefty-chesty to be a hot mama.