What Crawled Up Eutychus's Ass?

Dude.
Rule #1 on the SDMB: Don’t be a jerk.
Rule #2: see rule #1.

<david spade> buh bye </david spade>

dude (John), you’re fucked, man… you’re really REALLY fucked–
he didn’t bring his goddamned personal issues into the argument to win over the populace, he brought them in to satisfy your quest for “what crawled up Euty’s ass” and quite frankly, it’s assholes like you that crawled up euty’s ass. so fuck off.

#1 - His “dragging his personal issues into the matter” doesn’t make your response any less reprehensible. There are a thousand ways you could have addressed his post. You chose exactly the wrong one.

#2 - What “matter”? You still haven’t explained what the hell you are talking about.

Ughh. Enough of this. It’s not worth my time ( or anyone else’s IMHO ).

  • Tamerlane

i had absolutley no idea that our most stoic moderator had all that shit flying at him at the same time.

you need a hug, sir.
{{{{{{Eutychus55}}}}}}

oh, and i still have some thermite and a flamethrower if you want to let your frustrations out on this bastardite John487.

I’m going to make a public request of the admins here.

A lot of people think they know who this particular sock is, and I think that in fairness to all of those banned posters who might have been wrongly accused it is only fair that when the admins track him down they reveal him to the community.

I realise that this isn’t SOP in respect of socks, but I think it’s justified in this case as many of us retain friendships with banned posters and almost every banned poster on the boards has been accused of this one.

During one particularly uninhibited spring break I had all of Key West up my ass. HEY NOW!

I had something to say, but by the time I hit “preview”, everyone else said it for me.

Can I suggest sideways ?

And Euty ? Thanks for everything, man. Just because we don’t say it doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate you and your work.

You stupid fucking moron. He doesn’t have to win over the populace. He’s already universally respected and admired here.

You, on the other hand, are a complete waste of carbon.

Fuck off and die.

Thanks for fixing my post, Euty.

Mr. Euty -
Please check-out the availability of respite care in your area. You deserve a break. The case manager of your children’s IFSPs should be able to help.

Also try to get fucked ASAP, I know you think this is impossible - but I bet if you tell your story to 20 women, 15 would give you a sympathy fuck. You may feel that would be demeaning but sometimes it just helps to be held and loved for whatever the reason.

Heck, if you were in my neighborhood I’d help you out!
Take care~

john evidently got caught up in the sqrl thread

and then got pissed when Euty expressed what any normal person would.

To call him Immature would be flattering. I’m still searching for a better word. Obviously a youngster. Sorry for his demeaning of you younger, valuable posters here.

The Statue of Liberty isn’t on Manhattan.

There are a lot of pointy-topped buildings, though.

John487, you are cruel. That is inexcusable.

Go masturbate with a chainsaw, you little troll.

Euty-hang in there. You know WE love you. And that us Dopers will always be here for you. You put up with a lot of shit and at the risk of sounding like an incredible cornball, we here, appreciate you. I think I speak for the majority of Dopers on that point.
pssst! Euty doesn’t have banning capabilities.

And John? We here consider him a friend. But then, you probably don’t even know what that is.

Fuck the fuck off, mmmkay?

Ouch - there are many people on these boards who would open their arms, their homes, their hearts to Euty. While the rest of your post makes me think you were sincere, you might like to get a mod to edit it lest you attract some cross-fire.

Johnny, honey? That would imply that you HAVE personal issues. You know, involving friends and a life and stuff.

Stop being a dick and try to act like a compassionate human. Your attitude is sad, and you’re impressing no one.

Someday (when you grow up and all) you may look back on your dismissal of someone else’s struggle and wish to hell that you had shown some heart. Or at the very least, some class.
~karol

Heh and there I was flaming the rest of GKW’s post until I decided not to.

Hell GKW most parents of kids with SN are fucking well aware of what services are available and it is unbelievably condescending and patronising to tell someone with kids with SN what’s available. I’m damned sure Euty knows what respite he’s entitled to and he’s probably got reasons as to why or why not he uses it.

reprise, I think that part is sincere, too: the poster is just suggesting that some third-party fucking might be beneficial for Euty. Tactlessly phrased, perhaps, but a legitimate suggestion. (though I think finding some respite care for the kids would probably be even more helpful).

Hold on, Euty. Things do change, eventually.

Can I ask what sock this is?

(if you don’t wanna say-e-mail me…I’m such a little nosy bitch)

Prima, no disrespect to you whatsoever, but I’ve been in that place where you you just can’t face making one more phone call to find out what you’re entitled to because you’re at the end of your tether and telephone cues suck (not to mention those “crisis” lines which tell you they won’t be available until 9am Monday).

Knowing Euty, I can’t imagine that he hasn’t thoroughly researched the options open to him; not knowing the newbie who made that post, I thought I’d give them the benefit of the doubt just in case they were trying to be helpful and it backfired on them.

But why a newbie with 29 posts would get in the middle of this thread is pretty much beyond me…