It was just parked there, wasn’t hurting anybody, wasn’t doing nuttin. Why’d ya have to ram into it like that. Now its got a big ol dent in the frame right behind the drivers side door. I’ll have to look at that every time I get in my truck, you ass juice cocktail.
I mean Jesus Fuck, I don’t even know how you managed to hit me there where I was parked. I can only take the small satisfaction that there were several pieces of broken red tail light lens on the ground under the dent so I hope it did more dammage to your car than my truck. I hope you get pulled over for having a broken taillight, get arrested on some outstanding warrant, and be made somebodies bitch in jail. May you be fucked the way you fucked my truck!
Parthenokinesis wanders away, silently weeping (in a manly way, I mean, damn, it was my truck)