Whoa. I swear I didn’t read widdershin’s post before I posted. I guess Eve just has that kind of presence.
Aesiron has a deep, rumbling voice so he can be heard by all of us down here.
I sound like coins tumbling from slot machines.
NoClueBoy sounds like a blond version of Johnny Depp.
Tars Tarkas sounds like a scientist who seems rational but isn’t quite… or is he??
NCB sounds a psychotic John DeLancie
Vivalostwages sounds like my tenth grade English teacher, Mrs. Akiona. I had the hugest crush on… er… uh… ahem.
Carnivorousplant sounds like pro wrestler John Cena.
Kn*ckers sounds like she sucked down a helium balloon.
Tars Tarkas sounds like Brent Spiner in ID4.
Wearia sounds like a small child. I don’t know why either.
Meep! Meep!
Shibboleth, I’ve decided sounds like Brian Blessed (but with a slight american accent)
"GORDons aLIVE?!"
to me, Alice In Wonderland sounds like Drew Barrymore. (Must be the rack) ((And the slight lisp))
Flamme sounds like Kate Blanchett, because even though I now know what she looks like, I still see that redhead in the sundress when she posts. (Ever see Bandits?) ((BTW, IRL you are a cutie.)
In 1983, I did a voice over in a commercial for Total Camera in Houston, TX. (I also scripted, directed, and filmed it) So, maybe you guys can go back in time to hear my real voice. FTR, I do have a nice Drawl… I just love the thought of Aes’ guess with a Texas accent!
Scarily Drew barrymore is what Alice in Wonderland Sounds like to me too. And i didn’t even know she had a nice set of thrupennies!
You know how Barry Bonds is this big, impressive guy, but his voice sounds all high and mousy?
That’s me. I can sing in a classically-trained tenor voice that’ll knock your socks off, but when I speak normal words, I just plain sound “nerdy” (and a tad nasally).
Ludikwoos. Thimply loodikwoos.
I always think that Garius sounds like Spike from Buffy
me bark is much worse than me bite, pet. 
Ding Dong … and hel-lowwwwww !!
Coincidently, I’ve also met Francesca and I can confirm she speaks like Julie Andrews and sings like Joe Strummer.
Drat. Now you sound like Spike, because I can’t make Ian McKellen say that in my head. He just refuses. Stubborn old goat…
But which one does she dress like?
Apparently School For Scoundrels was on C4 yesterday lunchtime. Top quality.
Hmm, not far off. I’ve got one of those chameleon voices that sounds a bit like the people I’m talking to, but if you drew a triangle with Macca at one corner, Steve McManaman at another and Matt Smith off The Premiership at another my default voice would probably be somewhere in the middle.
I tend to hear posters in the voices of people I know IRL, but “amanset = my mate Geoff from Bedworth” won’t be much good to you will it? So I’ll try a few…
London_Calling = Paul Merton
Steve Wright = erm, Steve Wright (not based on post content though)
Kal = Frank Skinner
casdave = Sean Bean, but West Yorks not South
jjimm = Peter Davison
Francesca = Susan Earl from Hardware
ruadh = Lauren Bacall
TwistofFate = Dylan Moran
manwithaplan = Ardal O’Hanlon (actually more like my mate Deco from Dublin)
yojimbo = Ed Byrne
Aro = James Nesbitt
woolly = Mark Taylor, the ex-Aussie cricket captain
and garius = Gareth Keenan, but only because of this
I’m sure you’ll set me straight on the ones I’ve got wrong, and I’ll be back when I’ve thought of some more.
I’m more of a Colin Farrell type 
Oh and jjimm singing Irish rebel songs in his best Irish accent is one of the funniest things I’ve heard
With the understated style of a sophisticated woman, as one would expect 
Absolute gem ! Times like that I almost wish I hadn’t put the putter through the teevee screen last year …
Nah, me ole’ sparrar. More like a posher Colin Firth, ach-uuuu-li.
**yojimbo **is, you’ll be surprised to learn, a dead-ringer for Graeme Norton but I do like the idea of Kal as Frank Skinner. I feel confident is saying the rest are 100% accurate.
:eek:
I don’t know who I sound like, but it ain’t bloody well him!
I’ll ask the Dopers I’ve met: Who do I sound like?
BTW: This is my 1,000th post. Worship me, for I am your god.
I’ve always heard London_Calling as Phil Daniels.
:eek: Why you SOB. You insinuate that I sound like a … I can hardly bring myself to say the word. The very idea that I sound like a … a… CORKMAN fills me with disgust.