As long as he’s not Paul Daniels…
ah, Raffles, the Gentleman Thief.
well, not a lot.
More like Jack Daniels …
You know a funny thing, since I gave up smoking I put on some weight (now, thankfully, coming off) and a number of people have said I suddenly look like … God help me …… Dale friggin Winton. It’s absolutely mortifying !
- Just for the record, he’s a big bear of a fella, and a lovely person.
twisty - Been a while since I needed to slip down a drainpipe. Unfortunately.
Well, I was gonna let you know, and submitted a file to Fran’s webpage. But it came back, saying the “mailbox was unavailable”.
Fran, what addy should I send it to? I used the voiceofthetm at hotmail.com this time. It was about 700 kb, is that too big?
I thought you meant Jim Davison there for a minute… why I oughta… Actually, you’re not far off, me being a “resting” thesp and all.
BTW yojimbo, I’m including you on Anahita’s restraining order if you don’t stop posting stuff about my arse and my dulcet tones. “Oy was born in de Dubulin street” etc.
I’ll take that, even if he is a country bumbkin from Broughshane and I’m a city boy. 
I’m also a bit of an incessant mumbler 'cause I’m too lazy to pronounce all the letters the words, so would be slightly more incomprehensible to you posh spoken English lads. Or something.
Now i think of you as Ted from Ted & Ralf.
Even if I did mean him I’d hardly have dared say so outside of the Pit ;). Another few while I’m here…
zev_steinhardt = Mel Brooks
glee = Anthony Head
Mangetout = Keith Floyd
Crusoe = Eric Idle
clairobscur = Antoine de Caunes
You’ve just destroyed the image i had of you as Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday
Collounsbury => Jack Nicholson
Which Jack Nicholson, ‘The Shining’ or ‘Witches of Eastwick’ ?
garius - It’s purely a passing facial resemblance. There is absoluteluy nothing else we have in common.
A Few Good Men is how I imagine it. Either that or Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now.
So you’ve never hosted the National Lottery then?
Be honest…
No, the closest I’ve got is two fat ladies but I can’t say more, Matron is watching …
jjimm - very good !
Mangetout - James Robertson Justice
London_Calling - Sid James
Gary Kumquat - Billy Connelly
Owlstretchingtime - Richard Littlejohn
And Twisty reckons I sound like Johnny Ball. Oddly, when I read my own posts I kinda get a Eddie Hitler vibe.
Apparently Zorro sometimes sounds like John Suchet the newsreader and sometimes like his brother David playing Hercule Poirot ;).
Zees eez ze News at Ten?
I noticed that - and i was shocked to discover that TwistofFate is actually Bob Geldof.
Perhaps not in the same sentence, but there are some examples over here.