Thanks everton.
I had never realised before that I was such a LINGUISTIC FREAK!
You’re very welcome. Got any other suggestions?
I had a good one for december yesterday, but I can’t remember the guy’s name – he’s a US standup/occasional actor whose routine is based on him reaching the end of his tether with increasing frustration. George Costanza will have to do.
Anyone else get a Walter Matthau vibe from UncleBeer?
december’s posts are good to read in a Dick Dastardly voice.
For Lieu, imagine Peter Lorre talking about a prehensile anus.
Since Sam Stone was called Conan the Canadian* I can’t help thinking of his posts being voiced by Arnie.
*Sorry Sam 
Now that’s strange. Whenever I read Mangetout I always get a Spike Milligan voice. L_C on the other hand always strikes me as more posh, so either James Robertson Justice or more likely a Terry Thomas sort of voice without the lisp. You can just tell the chap’s an absolute cad, after all.
Oh, and I usually get a Peter Sellers Goon Show era sort of voice from your posts. Especially on the word reindeer.
In confession too, I must point out that I have a bastardized anglo/scots/aussie accent, so really only sound like Billy when I’m swearing. That would be quite often though.
Oh, and for Twistoffate - Sean Hughes.