OK, here is my attempt to be funny, actually, my attempt to make people make fun of me.
Ok, what do I have to do to get a dollar from you?
How do you get a buck?
Uh… Dress like a doe?
nevermind, i failed again
Hand me $10 in ones and then say “Well? Where’s my ten percent commission?”
Properly capitalize and punctuate all your posts for two days and I will send you two dollars!
It is a deal Chiefie. I even did the thread title good too.
I was just remembering what you said, although I reserve the right to spell horribly.
If you come over to my house and be my slave for a week, I’ll give you a dollar. I have a ton of laundry that needs to be done, among other things.
Do I get to wear a leather mask with zippers? How about a riding crop? Will you use one of those on me?
If you send me 10 dollars I will send you a book that tells you exactly how to “get rich quick”
Strip down nekkid and sing “Kumbayah”!
Strip down nekkid and sing “Kumbayah”!
Dammit, that was s’posed to be me. Ignore him.
Except for the double-post, that was entirely his fault.
eat your toenail clippings
How about I eat your toenail clippings? Mine are really funky.
Well, see, you send $.25 everybody on the list.Then you take the top name off and put your name at the bottom.Then forward this to 20 more people.
Pretty soon you’ll be rolling in change!
Only if you don’t clean the bathroom throughly.
Offer to sell your IQ.
Okay, seriously though, all you have to do is call 1-800-COLLECT. No, wait. That’s how you SAVE a buck. (or two) Well, I suppose you could look at it this way. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Where do I sign up?
Post your real name, address, and phone number, and I’ll send you a dollar.
Hey, ya wanna make money, ya gotta take some risks.