What do I have to do to get a buck?

OK, here is my attempt to be funny, actually, my attempt to make people make fun of me.
Ok, what do I have to do to get a dollar from you?

How do you get a buck?

Uh… Dress like a doe?

nevermind, i failed again

Hand me $10 in ones and then say “Well? Where’s my ten percent commission?”

Properly capitalize and punctuate all your posts for two days and I will send you two dollars!

It is a deal Chiefie. I even did the thread title good too.
I was just remembering what you said, although I reserve the right to spell horribly.

If you come over to my house and be my slave for a week, I’ll give you a dollar. I have a ton of laundry that needs to be done, among other things.

Do I get to wear a leather mask with zippers? How about a riding crop? Will you use one of those on me?

If you send me 10 dollars I will send you a book that tells you exactly how to “get rich quick” :wink:

Strip down nekkid and sing “Kumbayah”!

Strip down nekkid and sing “Kumbayah”!

Dammit, that was s’posed to be me. Ignore him.

Except for the double-post, that was entirely his fault.

eat your toenail clippings

How about I eat your toenail clippings? Mine are really funky.

Well, see, you send $.25 everybody on the list.Then you take the top name off and put your name at the bottom.Then forward this to 20 more people.
Pretty soon you’ll be rolling in change!
:stuck_out_tongue:

Only if you don’t clean the bathroom throughly.

Offer to sell your IQ. :smiley:

Okay, seriously though, all you have to do is call 1-800-COLLECT. No, wait. That’s how you SAVE a buck. (or two) Well, I suppose you could look at it this way. A penny saved is a penny earned.

Where do I sign up?

Post your real name, address, and phone number, and I’ll send you a dollar.

Hey, ya wanna make money, ya gotta take some risks.