Knows Han shot first.
Maintains the polite fiction that its a government secret and that only the NSA has the actual footage of Han shooting first, because that’s part of his job as “Custodian of Records” at “MJMLabs” 
Became a nerdy sort of evil mostly because of annoyance with that theme music that follows him wherever he goes.
Goes by many names.
Wishes to be known as Elaine the Sane.
Doesn’t consider me their favorite poster. 
Is of mammalian heritage
Is of cyborg heritage.
Is of ambivalent heritage.
Possesses a transitional avatar. (Or is it “transitory”?)
Is the latest product of Muppet Labs: A synthetic combination of Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Spiderman’s girlfriend Mary Jane Watson.
Waiting by the phone. For that call
Refuses to wait, she’ll do it herself, damnit.
Currently in a … “residential program,” as indicated by the clever anagram for “I, inmate” in username.
Gets gas from anxiety.
Old as shit
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Likes contemporary art
Likes Art, temporarily.
Starts sweating if near a cop.
Is not a woman’s chest who has a typo in their username.