Member of the A-team.
Heh, member of the B-team. 
Can’t decide what team he’s on.
Has had more than one username in his/her entire history at The Dope.
Has dreams to be a doorman.
Can be forceful
Not sure about doctors.
Backwards he’s ‘no sod’
Granny Hawkin’s Older Sister
Is often mistaken for Gestapo
Often mistaken for having manners.
Very perceptive
Loves to revive old threads.