What do YOU call What-cha-ma-call'ems?

Do you have a better name for thing-umee-bobs? Round here, you can’t move for Yokie-buzzers, and I keep tripping over Latch-icko’s. How about you?

“Where’s that little… guacamole I had here?”

They’re either thing-doodles or doo-hickeys, depending.

A thingy

Yep, they’re thingies.

You know…the thing…with the stuff.

Dealies, usually.

Doo-dads

I call it…you know…that thinger…

Thing or Thingy, depending.

doo-muh-flah-gee-what-juh-muh-jigs

we call them “Patentes a gosses”

It’s… um, ah, that whoositz over there. Yeah, that, uh, thingamabobber dealie.

Honeydewgrrl breaks into an early lead.

who-zee-doo-zees?

goomers
left-hand framitz

hoopajoos
chingaladeras
(or just chinga for short)
or
the whatsit, you know, with all that jazz on it

Ahh, you just reminded me of my husband’s whatcha-word:

Hoopajoopas. When really confounded, it becomes hoopajoopadeedoo.

The. . . the thingie. Da kine. The fecking feck feck. The widget.

The thingy. The doo-hinky. The hootenanny. Or, if you’re my grandmother, the sonofabitch.