What do you do when drunk alone?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If just cruising at .08 after 8:00 pm – Any of the LOTR movies & Nachos
If planning on killing a 12-pack of Fosters after 8:00 pm (happens more than I like to admit) – Computer games. Simple ones though. So I don’t beat up my computer…again. :rolleyes:
If I have the day to myself and a fifth of 100vodka or 151rum I’ll stew along at .25-.35 and get a lawn mowed, all the laundry washed and folded (family of 5) including bed linens and shower curtains, both bathrooms cleaned and I’ll probably end up with the tires on my car rotated correctly. That would make me a functioning drunk! :smiley:

If I’m not careful, however, I’ll end up looping the DVD of Princess Bride to the scene where Inigo Montoya gets his revenge “I want my father back you son of a bitch!” over and over and over…and bawl till my eyes are dry and my head aches.

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I make up imaginary friends and then tell them I never wanna see them again.

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Things I’ve done after coming home from the bar:

Fallen down by the front door for no apparent reason.

Drunk-dialed my mother.

Taken a long, hot shower.

Ordered some nasty-ass food from the place that’s open until 4am. Cheeseburgers, fries, fried mozzarella, fried mushrooms, anything fried, really.

Danced in the living room, after making sure all the shades are down and there’s nothing I can trip over on the floor.

Watched any of my favorite drunk movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; Raiders of the Lost Ark; The Big Lebowski; L.A. Confidential.

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Y’know, when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

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This. :smiley:

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:smack:

: heads for kitchen to another beer :
And Sims…lots of Sims. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I don’t usually get falling down drunk but I do get tipsy.

I also play computer games, watch old movies and post on the internets.

I also tend totalk to my cats more than usual and much more loudly than normal about a variety of subjects. They just look at me funny … as usual.

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I go on messageboards (not SDMB, I actually try to be polite here, as I have made an ass of myself a few times in the past) and trick people into clicking on obscene links. Immature, yes. Funny? Hell yeah! :stuck_out_tongue:

Last weekend I got drunk and was reading a thread about a guy who was looking for some racy art to make into a decal to put on his motorcycle. So I posted an animated gif photoshop someone did on fark involving Bill O’Reilly humping some 80 year old woman. The reaction was priceless.

I also made a ‘phony link’ (doing the url=www.soandso code) but having the ACTUAL link bring up an obscene Transformers picture involving Starscream giving Megatron a blowjob. More hilarity! :smiley:

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I sing. Loudly. A combo of blues, soul, motown and whatever else comes into my head.

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OK, I think you’re my long lost twin. <high fives>

OK, well maybe not. As long as you wouldn’t also watch the movie High Fidelity, then we’re OK.

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Me too. I’ll probably crack open a beer from the fridge and work the boards.
Hate the lectures though. :slight_smile:

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fuuck :(:frowning:

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I really wish it was still 2004 :(:(:frowning:

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I have no idea why you would need to reply to an 11 year old thread with a couple of inscrutable posts. Since these are your only two posts I suggest you might want to look around a little bit before posting again. We welcome new posters but hope they have something to add to a discussion.

I’m closing this zombie.