What do you ooze?

Or don’t ooze, as it were. I had lunch today with a friend of mine, and in discussing things, she informed me that perhaps some of my issues come from the fact that:

“You don’t ooze sex.”
-Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
“I don’t know.”

Hmmmm…now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it generally bad when people “ooze” stuff? I mean, even oozing kindness gets people pretty sick of you pretty quick. I always took people who “ooze sex” to be considered, well, perverts and sexual difunctionals (you know, like my old roomates). Is it good to ooze sex, or anything for that matter?

Sometimes my bellybutton…

no.

Depends on what time of the month it is, really…

That just sounds like a weird way of saying you’re too uptight. Talk about brutal honesty!!
I personally think it is good not to be too fixated on your genitals.

I ooze sincerity.

No, really!

:smiley:

Nothing, anymore. The doctor gave me this cream to put on it.

according to my best friend (who is female and way too honest for my liking) apparently i “ooze charm” but unfortunately can’t capitalise on it because, like the original poster i fail to “ooze sex”

ARGH! :slight_smile: