What do you REALLY want for Xmas?

Catrandom—you need a lawyer-right-this-MINUTE! The behavior of you insurance co. is abusive, possibly illegal (in your state) and DEFINITATELY ACTIONABLE. Don’t be a doormat!Mention a ‘pain & suffering’ suit & you’ll get action fast! If you are part of a union or employee’s agency, they may also be able to help. Some employers will also offer limited help.ACT NOW!!!

My choice of gifts–a copy of ‘Weird Tales’ from the 1920’s.

Kellibelli–I’ve got a Lava Lamp & a plasma sphere (you know, the little glass globe that has the lightning bolts shooting through it).
My fantasy gift , Kelli, would be you & me cuddling up in front of the fire, watching the lava lamp , the plasma sphere &, well, doing whatever else comes to mind…

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly

I would like eveyone to be my friend.

Well, okay, then.

A pool cue. I’m not very good (my son beats me regularly), but a new stick would change that.

Yeah, right.

Well, that was kind of fun to take out of context… anyway…

Dear Santa, please bring me
A new computer (I’m on a 120MHz Pentium with 30megs left on my 1.2gig HD. I’m sure someone else has it worse, but I still want a new computer)
A digital camera
A bunch of new CDs

Oh, and if you’re into fantasy fulfillment, I’ll take a signed first edition printing of Sara Teasdale’s Sonnets to Duse to round out my collection.


“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”