I have nothing to say except that all of the above is awesome.
Are awesome. No one loves me for my grammar, obviously.
“ditto.”
i know.
- That’s nice. Who the hell are you?
He was calling from far, far away and we hadn’t spoken for a week. He decided to make the first thing he said when I picked up the phone ‘I love you.’
Unfortunately he was coming down with some horrid mutant form of bronchitis and was on a very bad line. It just didn’t sound like him at all. Or anyone else I knew. I thought it was a prank call. The caller ID came up as private number, whereas I knew by heart the number he usually rang from.
Needless to say my question was met with a miffed and sniffly boyfriend. (Now ex. Though not because of that conversation. 
)
We’re still friends. And I still get teased.
Also:
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yeah, but you’re a pervert.
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:eek: I’m not!
My daughter was visiting us for Thanksgiving, and I was treated to several hugs and “I love my mommy” to which I was forced to reply - “Yeah, yeah, what do you want?”
I must say I’m surprised this thread sprang back to life.
“Understandably so.”
I replied, “Uh, that’s nice, Mr. President, but I’m here to brief you on the situation in Iraq.”