What do you see when you close your eyes

The BBQ Pit
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all right in the BQ cut this can get ugly. Trust me. I will ENSURE that it gets ugly if necessary.

One disclaimer, main bitch about this is that I have minor issue whereby the second I try to focus or when I THINK about something that is in my head it disappears. Takes a serious force of willpower to keep anything steady in my mind, but I cannot bitch too much about it since hey, I used to not be able to keep stuff in my mind’s eye at all. :slight_smile:

Also, typing with eyes closed so, err, heh.

Giant green squid tentacle thing pink lips going to rocky horror picture show soundtrack was over blue ocean lots of dots tentacles flying out picking up people men white tall top hat naked but with mustaches on their backs but not really faces superimposed at once both sides of person being seen being picked up thrown into maw face of woman green tentacle monster thing very icky slurping sound waves crashing dark night starts twinkling black ooze coming out of starts dripping down to ocean flaying people acid touches them causes them to feel pain and suffering tentacles come out of those who ooze touches ripping through skin tearing people to pieces suffering screaming waves rolling black tinted with blood

Sun up in sky yet not lighting anything light comes all feel pain and as light comes down and imposes onto them burning skin flesh maggots like creatures coming out where ever sun touches and skin dissolves more green tentacles coming out of sunlight victims wounds going and and raping anybody who is left in ocean not being touched all tentacles get together into one form a giant penis go and rape big hug green thing down its throat not very nice scene

White Freud comes down and shakes finger chastises me, doesn’t matter, tentacle breaks through is stomach kill him but should be but his finger still waves not exactly very nice Freud kind of looks like Einstein and oh yah this whole entire Freud thing takes place on a black background

Now a white shadow not under Freud Einstein thing white shadow outline against black background moving as figure does

Einstein now is standing posing arm against hip one of them other hand still waving finger but more in rhythm to beat , starts tapping feet,

explodes in blood and gore.

::ends::

This post is 100% drug free. :stuck_out_tongue:

Seriously though, anybody care to try and top this one? Hardly the worst I can do, I started out with some preconceived notions thus the lack of randomness and the not to high on the creativity level of the subject matter as a whole.

As stated in last late night thread;

You do not need drugs to be [crossout tag should go here]fucked up[/close hypothetical tag] creative!

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I am interested in your program and would like to receive a brochure.

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[butthead]You said “Naked but”[/butthead]

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Why is this in the Pit? I feel like I’m missing a reference.

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=116451&perpage=50&pagenumber=1

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So this incoherence is related to that incoherence?

Heavy.

:smiley:

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With syntax like that, it already has…
:slight_smile:
stv

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Maybe you were just seriously brain damaged when you did drugs.

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Ensuring that something gets ugly is called “trolling”… thought you’d like to know.:wink:

And, dude, if you are NOT on drugs, would you mind sharing with us what it is that you are doing? Some weird form of performance art? Standing up real fast so all the blood rushes out of your head, and then typing fast while you are greyed out? Slamming your head into the desk and preserving the images generated thereby here for our enjoyment?:confused:

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Dear Vocational Guidance Counsellor,

I would like to add an entry to the list of jobs I absolutely do NOT want to do. Please insert, between “Anne Widdecombe’s gynaecologist” and “field tester for the $0.99 Do-It-Yourself Home Enema Kit”, the entry “Com2Kid’s English teacher”. Thank you very much.

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You need help. Truly you do.

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Lack of oxygen at birth.

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This is perhaps the strongest argument I have ever heard for the promotion of drug use.

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It seems to me that he is closing his eyes, letting his mind wander, and typing down pretty much whatever he “sees”.

That, combined with a short attention span, a penchant for gore, and a tentacle and ocean fixation has led to the OP.

Grant Morrison? Is that you? Is this the next issue of Invisibles?

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Sure.

What do I see when I close my eyes?

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I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself “What a wonderful world.”*

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This post was 100% gore and teen-angst free.
Psycho-Pirate: He ain’t Grant Morrison. There’s a crucial difference: Grant Morrison is a good writer.

Fenris

*by George David Weiss and Bob Thiele

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I see fluffy bunnies and teddy bears and gum drops.

Then I see the dead people.
But, they go away and are again repleced by the bunnies and teddy bears.

My head: Orwellian Utopia or Supernatural Killing Fields? You decide.

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Fenris: Very true. My favorite writer, in fact. Hence the username, a reference to the character who played a crucial role in the last issues of his “Animal Man” run.

I just thought he might have done some bad peyote.

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He’d be more coherent.

Anyway, Grant Morrison (to me), like Warren Ellis either rocks or stinks. No middle ground. Morrison’s X-Men are the first coherent story since…shit…oh…1985 or so? Wonderful stuff. On the other hand, his Invisibles? Not so much for me.

< grin >
And I’m a little embarrassed to admit that when I think of the Psycho Pirate, I think of Carmine Infantino and Murphy Anderson doing…Starman and Black Canary, I think. Or was it Hourman? Either way.

Fenris

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I see purple spots when I close my eyes, usually only when its dark out.

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The posting was in a stream of conscious, the English is not supposed to be perfect, since people rarely think in perfect English.

This is even more true since I was quickly attempting to write down visual imagery as it came into my mind. I did not have time to worry about grammatical constructs.