Merry Christmas to ME!
It’s pretty easy to block off small areas like that, though, so the Roomba doesn’t get into them.
What do I want for Christmas?
First and foremost: money, baby!
Besides that, some new Clinique “New Clover” color rouge, which these days is the only makeup I use. What can I say, I’m lazy.
I’ve also asked for a big-ass Yankee Candle, any flavor; an empire waist cashmere sweater tunic thing, and some new nice thick white cotton crew socks, which are all I wear with slacks and jeans.
I know I’m getting other stuff but I don’t know what it is. Seriously, my family is way into stuff and at the risk of sounding disingenuously braggartly (I know it’s not a word but I don’t have anything better), we always go on overload at Christmas. Fun but somehow makes me feel psychologically bloated.
I have carpeted stairs and a cat so I thought the Dyson Animal was the answer to my prayers. It was on the Christmas list until I found out that you need to charge it for 3 hours to get only 6 minutes of use.
What’s so bad about that? You’d only use it once a week max, right? Just leave it plugged in overnight or something.
Nah it’s not the 3 hours of charging that’s the problem. 6 minutes isn’t enough time for me; I can see it would be useful for spot-cleaning the sofa after the cat sits on it, but I’ll wait until they come out with a handheld Dyson with a bit more run-time.
I’ve been having a very tough time thinking of anything I’d like to have, so I could nudge my husband. I’ve wanted a KitchenAid stand mixer, too, and there’s a box under my Mom’s tree with my name on it. It contains the mixer. I know because I had to send them the link to buy it from Amazon.
I have plenty of jewelry. I have gobs of shoes and clothes. I am all stocked up on perfume and bath junk. I just can’t think of anything else. All the standard female knickknacks -scarves, gloves, purses, etc. - I have those, so I’ve told him not to buy me anything.
Sadly, he can’t think of anything he wants, either. I can’t tell if we’re lame, spoiled, or just apathetic.
For my husband to go 24 hours without working.
Barring that, an ice cream maker.
I strongly suspect I’m getting the ice cream maker. It takes a special woman to love a geek.
I want World Peace and to help young children and to win miss world ,the drawback is that I
am a hetro male .
Ok that’s it. The rest of us that have that on our list now know who has it! We will find you! MUAHAHAHAHA!
A family that acknowledges my existent and maybe calls ME to see how I’M doing.
Friends that actually come around.
1 job that pays all my bills.
and right now… as silly as it sounds… A hug. I would give anything for a hug right now…
{BrknButterfly} Been there, felt that. Sorry, I’d give you a real hug if I could.