I’m OK titwise, so lessee. . .
*A significant other (but hopefully that’ll happen this weekend-wish me luck!)
*A DVD player
*Bedroom set for the as-yet-unfurnished guest room
*Ten yards of 1966 Cadillac Crimson Damask fabric
*Money to have an auto upholsterer apply said Crimson Damask to the seats in the Cadillac
*New dress shirts from King’s Collar in Ardmore (half French cuffs, half button cuffs, please)
*A new floor for the Swingin’ Bachelor Party Pad rumpus room
Zap!
World peace.
And next semester’s tuition.
Barring that, a really nice sweater.
Or a Tivo.
The things I need for Xmas:
A sheet for my bed
Some tops, as I only have 3
A twin bed for my son
A Christmas card
Check your e-mail. And if you happen to live in the Ocala, FL, area, I’ve got a twin bed (that I grew up on) that I don’t use anymore.
Mele Kalekemaka
I want a step stool for my kitchen so I can reach all my stuff above the cabinets.
Money to go clothes shopping
A new car
Twin mattress for my daughter’s twin bed frame
New cookie sheets
Two weeks paid vacation
Boob job
I’d like a bigger monitor - 19" would be nice, 17" sufficient.
DVD-ROM drive would be cool too.
Some more underwear is a little more realistic.
For all the ladydopers to get their boob jobs/bigger tits/smaller tits{how ya doin’,Aphrodite?;)}
And I’d really like to see the results, too.
istara said:
"A Titanium Powerbook.
But not yet. I want it when it comes with the DVD-CDRW combo drive.
And preferably, when the 1.6gig G5 is ready, and small and cool enough to fit inside."
I want one of those too, but good lord ;), istara, what does one do with all that power? I love my current laptop, but I’m still wondering how I’m going to utilize it to its full capacity.
Okay, here’s my list:
Do y’all think if I post #4 enough, Unca Cecil will respond?
<Ren Hoek>
HUUUUUUUUGE pectoral muscles.
</Ren Hoek>
Failing that, I’d like a copy of Return to Castle Wolfenstein, The Manual of the Planes, every Terry Pratchett book ever written, a new computer desk, a book on how to draw anime, some new corduroy trousers, and tits. (Not on me. On someone else. But for me. You know what I mean?) 
What can I say, I’m unique…just like everyone else.
Clothes for the kids, toys for the kids, a new coat, some perfume, and a quiet dinner alone with my husband on my birthday, which happens to be December 24th.
My biggest wish, though, is some kind soul to cut down the old, dead, 80-foot pine trees in my back yard and not charge me nothin’ for it.
~~I want a daisy cutter bomb…
Hey vanilla, what size is your bed? I have a king size bed in a bag that’s taking up space in my closet. It’s yours if you can use it.
Zap!
In order of preference:
My old job back.
A decent job.
Any job at all.
An extension of unemployment benefits.
Last year, my mother asked me what I wanted and I told her I wanted a really good world atlas. (I love maps)
She got me a bunch of clothes instead.
This year, my mother asked me what I wanted and I told her that I wanted a really good world atlas, like I said last year. “Oh,” says she, “I saw one of those, but it was like $100 and I figured I could get you a bunch of clothes for that much.”
I WANT AN ATLAS!
Oh, and some socks.
And a new pair of tits. (Someone else’s, to play with. I’m a male.)
Maybe so, but not many of them are really cute triplets who get into power saws. I think that sets you apart.
Yeah, a job would be nice, a new car, the will to quit smoking, and a girlfriend. Any of those, I’m not greedy, but if I can only have one, I’ll take the job.
Wow, I really am unique! I always forget about that triplet thing. In all fairness, my sisters couldn’t tell you the difference between a Mitre saw and a band saw. I love 'em anyways.
All I want for Christmas is to see my old best friend
I don’t know where he lives now, and I know I never will again
All I want for Christmas is to send this wish his way
I hope you have a merry Christmas Day.
Christmas in the city can be lonely, what a pity
There’s so many with so very much to do
I hope to find the joy this season, in those who don’t need a reason
To make it Christmas time the whole year through.
All I want for Christmas is a Christmas like I had
With my brothers and my sisters, my Mom and Dad
All I want for Christmas is to send this song their way
I hope you have a Merry Christmas Day.
A million dollars and a pony.
Okay, I’ll settle for enough money to pay off the bills.
Okay, I’ll settle for my wife getting enough of a clue to buy me something I actually will enjoy this year, instead of Yet Another Sweater. Howzat?
(The scary part is that I probably won’t get any of that…)
A girlfriend. Same thing I’ve always wanted for Christmas (and my birthday, for that matter). But it ain’t gonna happen. Girls don’t like nice guys, and I can’t change.
So I’ll settle for a helicopter (any kind – R-22, 300CB…). Or a Cessna 172. Or anything, really, that has an engine and I can fly from point A to point B.
ANVIS AN/AVS-6 night vision goggles that will fit on my helicopter helmet. ANVIS-9 or ANVIS-14 would be better.
A Zodiac boat with a rigid hull. At least 16 feet, black, and with a motor.
A good job in Northern Washington.
One of those Sony DSR-PD150 DV cams that uses both mini-DV and DVCAM formats.
There’s not a thing on my list I stand a chance of actually getting.