What does etv78 bring to this board?

You’re a congenital idiot.

Yes. Off and on. One of my psychotic exes used to post here. She told me about this board. I mentioned it here.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17331716&postcount=68

BPC was the guy who did threesomes with other men, didn’t he? If I got the wrong person, I’m sorry about that!

If you guys want to flame me, just go to my pit thread. This one is supposed to be about etv!!!

Whoa, somehow I missed that last one.

(Yes, I know it’s cleaner that way.)

Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya?

And what’s funny is that he said it in plural. You don’t have to read a bunch of links to find out that etv sucks. One is just fine.

:rolleyes:

First they came for the links, and I was like “whatever bro, we got more links”

Then they came for the herpes and I was like “dude, gross”

Then they came for the syphilis and I was like "seriously, what’s up with this board?

Then when they came for me, I was like “I thought you guys were bring pie?”

And you! :smiley:

The word is “troll”.

Smegma,
Would you kindly get off my dick?

Thank you for your courtesy.

Wouldn’t be the first time a Pit thread turned on someone else to consume.

Little bit. He’s not really a screamer, but not a moaner either. Somewhere in between, although I did find the tears of ecstasy kinda hot. All in all, I’d go with “B+, would fuck again.”

:eek:

Covers up my asshole

This thread has been dicked by the Richard!

etv is now in my shadows!

You don’t have to be embarrassed. Yeah, you might consider little landscaping in the future, but I didn’t mind.

Dude knows how to fuck up a game of Diplomacy too.

:smiley:

As a non-homosexual do you often find yourself fantasizing about men on your dick?

**What does etv78 bring to this board? **

A certain je ne sais quoi.

:smiley:

That certainly escalated quickly.