What does etv78 bring to this board?

Wouldn’t that be a pissing instead of a shitting?

Oops, now I’m threadshitting.

I dunno. If it weren’t for him, I’d never have heard the phrase, “I’m holding my pee at you!”

That’s got to be worth something.

Without him, the second most pathetic human on the planet would have no-one to feel superior to.

Syphilis?

Sure, how much you got?

Syphilis is not a color, it’s an STD.

Agreed. We owe it to Bosda to keep this guy around.

Joy. Joy that we weren’t born him. No matter how much our lives might suck, we are still not etv.

Even an awesome person like myself feels down on occasion. My mom named me after an erect penis, I used to drive an ice cream truck before I became the Richard, I turned a girl lesbian, and I used to look like George Zimmerman before I went Paleo - I sill don’t have it as bad as etv.

Go sit down, man. At least etv doesn’t have sex with underage tards and mess around in other men’s assholes. Not that I’m homophobic or anything. Gay guys are cool, they have money and clean up ghettos and make tasty cookies (try them the next time you’re in SF). They are my best clients and make the Rich richer. But you sir are just confused, you use your “bisexuality” as a cover for being desperate!!!

What the fuck? Are you on crack?

This board is meaner than I thought it was at first.

This ain’t nothing, wait until they bring in the goat & the octopus.

Ha! It used to be a hell of a lot “meaner”. (Some of us preferred it that way, but that’s a long story)

Not much.

ETA: whoops. I thought this was in GQ. The forum ET wants to do away with.

So you’ve decided to go with doubling-down on the bullshit, I see. Good. Flameouts are more fun.

…said the biggest piece of shit on the board.

So, April 2014 join date, eh?

Not sure if that’s a complaint or a compliment. :smiley:

Personally, I like that the meanness varies by forum, so I can decide where to hang out based on my mood.

I’m sure he lurked for years. :dubious:

Hmm…you’re a little odd, aren’t you Richard?