New, improved Cool Whip.
Sooo… how was it that New Zealanders got the name “Kiwis”?
Heh. Probably should have included a “For the love of god, discard cantaloupe!” instruction in that first post.
I think I’ve had my last passion fruit.
Do me a favour, lieu. Post more often.
Ryan, think about when you have an itch… someplace where you can’t reach…then you FINALLY reach it, and scratch it… and it feels WONDERFUL!
It’s kinda like that. an itch getting scratched, but never was itchy to begin with.
does that kinda help?
for a girl, it’s like a “full” feeling.
for a boy… i’ve heard it’s like tongues all around his member.
Short. Sweet. And to the point.
The only thing I’d add is warmer and a “much” in front of your “more”
It’s pretty cool unless the goat decides to kick you. That can really bruise your shins.
You know what it’s like when you lean back on 2 legs of a chair and you’re balancing for a while and you start to tip backwards slowly… and you feel yourself start to fall and at the last second before you fall backwards and smash into the ground you catch yourself…
It’s nothing like that.
There is a chat??? :dubious:
How do I get in on that?
Ever hit that g-spot in your ear when you are digging in deep with a Q-Tip? Kinda like that times a hundred.
Ear?? I think I’ve been doing it wrong…
Another option is to put a dollop of lotion into a plastic bag and stick the bag in between two matresses. You fill in the rest. Literally.
It’s surprisingly accurate in texture.
Just be careful you don’t break your Eagles cd.
And don’t try this at the store.
Yeah, that cantaloupe trick will almost certainly get you banned for life from the produce department. Although really, once they started letting people eat grapes this sort of thing was pretty much inevitable…
Well, it does take “thumping the melon to see if it’s fresh” to a whole new level.
Obligatory aural sex comment.
This thread is hurting my sock’s feelings.
Anybody here reminded of a certain Monty Python skit?