Ahh, of course: The Knights that say “Nih!”.
Yeah, I’ve got to stop doing that at work, I always end up with an embarrising stain on my crotch. Pesky ear g-spot!
Maybe it’s a euphemism for something?
“Oh, yeah, we had ‘sex.’ wink, wink”
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essvee, that comment was out of line for the forum. Discussions should center on the topic, not the personality or quirks of the poster. (“The question, not the asker.”) Do not do this again.
Some topics (ahem!) spark more hilarity and sarcasm than other–massive understatement–but please try to keep ideas separate from personalities.
Veb
Who used to enjoy melons, in a purely culinary way.
My old girlfriend and I used to get a good thing going using applesauce and/or Jello.
Except that nobody told us that using it straight from the fridge gave a whole different effect :eek:
Lemme tell you in about 45 minutes, when the memory is fresh.
Serious answer:
At best, sex is the best feeling in the world. It’s not something you can quantify really. I would use adjectives like “warm”, “sensual”, “satisfying”. The best sex happens when it’s with the right person, the right time, the right atmosphere.
At worst, sex can be clumsy, painful, awkward, even embarrising. This kind of sex is nothing to write home about.
Just re-read that and wanted to clarify something: When I say “painful” I don’t necessarily mean forced. Pain can occur from knocking appendages on stuff, dangly bits being bent, etc, I’m sure I don’t need to paint a picture!
Simple. Go to The Undernet and click on the “Webchat” tab near the top of the page. That will take you to a page where you have to select a channel and a server.
Choose any random channel or server. A dialog bos will pop up soon afterwards, asking you if you want to run some application or other. Pick “yes” from the options therein… if you don’t, the chat will not run.
After you’re connected to a channel through a server, type “/join #sdmb” (without the quotes) in the white box at the bottom… the one underneath all those pretty colors. (you don’t need to use any color other than black, really) If you try to connect and it says the your connection class is full, simply choose another channel and / or server.
There! You should now be connected to the SDMB channel in mIRC. (if you want to go to the StraightDope channel instead, folow instructions as above… but put “/join #straightdope” instead of “/join #sdmb” in the text box)
I pop in there infrequently, but I still think these are good instructions. If I’ve smehow missed something, I’m sure someoene will be along to correct me… or indeed even chide me for putting these instructions up.
Note: This chatrrom is in no way endorsed or affiliated with Cecil Adams, Ed Zotti, or the Chicago Reader… basically, enter and use at your own risk.
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Oh, and Ryan… I remember wondering the same thing when I was about 16 or 17. (seeing certain “single teen mom” acquaintances of mine with their babies just made me wonder) But I’m no closer to finding out the answer now… can’t help you, mate.
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You mean sex with earrings?
It feels like doing pushups above a nursing calf.
Erek
And we’re all glad you were out in the field to investigate this for us.
er… I think…
<----- does not wanna know what the calf is nursing on.
:dubious:
What sex feels like? What does it feel like to be full? Try describing that to an African kid who has never had a full stomach all his life.
Wow, my buddy said he was a melons guy, I thought he meant something else. I need new friends…
“Hey babe, show me your melons. No, put your shirt down, I want to see the good ones.” Oh yeah, this is going to help my love life a lot…
No one can explain the matrix, err, I mean sex to you. You have to be shown.
The Manchester DopeFest should be interesting this year. Send photos…
someone mentioned it was more intense than masturbation?! I’m not doubting that, but the concept seems a little frightening!
TMI warning here, I’ve heard from various sources that using both lubricated hands to cover the penis when masturbating gives a vaguely similar feeling, however in my experience this is way too intense- like being tickled to death or something.
Dear Mom & Dad,
You’ll never guess what happened just now…
Well, myself and the girlfriend were engaged in an act of copulation when the funniest thing happened! You see, she was trying to get on top of me, balancing herself against the wall with one hand, and suddenly she slipped… and whack! Anyway, the doctors say they can fix it, but I’ll never be able to pee straight again.
Your loving son,
samarm.
Damn… and I was sooo in the mood to describe lesbian sex… <mutters to self>
enderw said:
At that level, it’s called “humping the melon.”
Ryan, I just love your questions! They are so straight-forward and the responses are usually fun.
I’m not sure if you are asking about the act of having sex or the orgasm itself. If you really love someone, then it all feels a little like you are melting into the other person.