Though a little short on the physical description, one of the best quotes on the why of sex was uttered by “Andrew” (Robin Williams) in Bicentennial Man. When asked why he wants to become more human he says that, among other reasons, he would like to experience sex, because he understood –
“That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don’t know who’s who or what’s what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you’re gonna die… you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That’s a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.”
It starts nicely enough, with kissing, removal of clothes, etc. It then progresses to rapid repetitive movements in and out of another person’s slimy bits, while your capacity for rational thought withers away and you become an instinct-driven, rutting animal, thinking of nothing but the few seconds of mind-breaking pleasure soon to come, and winding up with an aching back and a sticky mess to clean up.
Or possibly the best description ever! yBeayf should win some kind of prize. I like that even more than Johnny Rotten’s famous “two minutes of squelching”.
I remember reading some comedian describing it to his inquisitive son as “a bit like giving someone a kicking with your hips”.
Sex feels like climbing a mountain. You work hard to get to the top, but once your there, it’s all down hill from that point on. All you have to do when you get to the bottom is grab the towel and run like hell.
Sex with no orgasm, is like a hamster on an exercise wheel. He’s working hard doing the same movement over and over and over again, but the poor little fellow ain’t going nowhere!
