What does your birth month have to say about you? Is it accurate?

Okay, you pick the month you were born and see if what it has to say is accurate. Simple, right?
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat, and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses, but prone to colds. Romantic, but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities, yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.


FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy, and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily, but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends, but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside, not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous, and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.


APRILy,
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty, but tends to regret it. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.


MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical health. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislikes being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. Spendthrift.


JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand-conscious. Executive. Stubborn.


JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional, temperamental, and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving, but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt, but takes long time to recover.


AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praise. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music, and defense. Sensitive, but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.


SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious, and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal, but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking, generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure, and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.


OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies, but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt, but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves travelling, the arts, and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.


NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctor. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative, but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praise. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.


DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praise. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Well, I’m May child, Taurus/Rat.

I like being at home and I’m more right-brained than left (artistic). I am beautiful and I like spending money, I’m NOT stubborn (oh wait, yes… I am. hee hee!). It’s pretty accurate. I have one child and I probably won’t have any more since she’s autistic (my chances of having another autistic child are higher). My SO might disagree with the easily consoled part since I can hold a grudge forever but he’s an Aries so I refute it. Where did you find this anyway?

June

I don’t have good debating skills, I’m not talkative, and I don’t take time to recover when hurt. The rest is actually very close though.

This is me:

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Somehow, I don’t think that fits me… though I can compromise on certain things.

Careful, cautious, and organized. Those definitely fit.

Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Um… there are times when I do that, but I’m not sure I like it…

Likes to criticize. Yes, sometimes.

Stubborn. Definitely.

Quiet, but able to talk well. I am most definitely not quiet! As for being able to talk well… sometimes I stumble over my words and don’t know what to say. Somehow, I don’t think that’s talking well…

Calm and cool. Most times, sure… unless something really provokes me.

Kind and sympathetic. Yep, those definitely fit.

Concerned and detailed. Yes, I most certainly am concerned about people I love and care about. I’ve also been accused of “paying lunatic attention to detail”… so that fits, too.

Loyal, but not always honest. Hmm… I am most certainly loyal to my friends and those I care about. As for the honesty bit, let’s say I try to be honest in everything I do… but sometimes fail, being human and all of that.

Does work well. Not sure this really fits most of the time, though I’ve been known to work well in certain situations.

Very confident. Not really…

Sensitive. Sometimes overwhelmingly so, yes.

Thinking, generous. I wouldn’t label myself a “thinker,” as such. Though I am generous to my friends and the kids.

Good memory. You’d best believe it, with my friends calling me the “Birthday Queen” and other assorted monikers!

Clever and knowledgeable. I wouldn’t say I was clever, but my friends certainly think I’m knowledgeable… they say it comes from reading so much varied stuff. I’m not one to disagree with them. :smiley:

Loves to look for information. Very occasionally, but not all the time.

Must control oneself when criticizing. Yes, this one is certainly true.

Able to motivate oneself. Not most of the time, sadly.

Understanding. Yes, I try my best to be.

Fun to be around. Most of the time, unless I’m in one of my depressed moods or something.

Secretive. Despite what my mother says, that’s definitely not true.

Loves sports, leisure, and traveling. Not really… I’ll watch sports if they’re on TV, but almost never play them these days. I do love leisure, though. As for travelling, I can take it or leave it.

Hardly shows emotions. Definitely NOT true! I show my emotions ALL the time… gets me into trouble, too.

Tends to bottle up feelings. Yes, sometimes… especially if they’re around certain issues.

Very choosy, especially in relationships. Yep, that fits me more often than not… I can be very picky.

Systematic. Hmm… I can be systematic when the mood takes me… which is probably more often than not.

F_X

Is it my imagination, or are these made up from some list of statements randomly assorted? There are lots of inconsistencies and repetitions.

(Of course, I’m a Taurus and we tend to be hard-headed rational types.)

Hey, I got a cool idea. I’ll compare myself to three months, and you can see if you can guess which one I’m actually born in.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. yeah Sexy. not really Patriotic. not at all Active in games and interactions. I’m more of an in the corner type in interactions, but I am pretty active in games Impatient and hasty. I wouldn’t say that Ambitious. a bit Influential in organizations. hardly Fun to be with. I’d like to think so :slight_smile: Loves to socialize. Ehh. I like it when it happens, but I don’t really seek it out Loves praise. I guess, but not that much Loves attention. I hate attention. Loves to be loved. shrug Depends on who’s doing the loving. Honest and trustworthy. As much as I am able. Not pretending. Depends Short tempered. Actually, I have a very long fuse. Changing personality. What does this mean? Not egoistic. I don’t think I am… Take high pride in oneself. Not really. Hates restrictions. I don’t mind many restrictions. Loves to joke. I like to joke, but there’s only one joke that I can tell well. So I don’t joke anymore. Good sense of humor. shrug Logical. I am that.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. I don’t think so. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Motivated, yes; strongwilled, no Sharp thoughts. ? Easily angered. As said before, I have a long fuse Attracts others and loves attention. Neither is true. Deep feelings. This is true Beautiful physically and mentally. shrug Firm standpoint. Don’t know what this means, but I suspect the answer is yes. Needs no motivation. No Easily consoled. I dunno. Systematic (left brain). true Loves to dream. trueStrong clairvoyance. not the last time I checked Understanding. when I take the time to listen, I’m understanding Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Horribly wrong Good imagination. true Good physical health. I guess… I’m out of shape, but not sick or anything Weak breathing. nope Loves literature and the arts. yup Loves traveling. True Dislikes being at home. Mostly true; i’ve never had a home of my own, so I’m not totally sure. Restless. I dunno. Not having many children. A bit soon to tell, for this one Hardworking. blush High-spirited. Not really Spendthrift. I have spendthrift tendencies, so I reserve money for the important stuff first so I can while away the rest of it.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. I don’t think so… Careful, cautious, and organized. yes to the first two, no to the last one Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Yes, if I’m not thinking about it Likes to criticize. Same as previous Stubborn. not true Quiet but able to talk well. trueCalm and cool. I’d like to think so, but I don’t think it’s precisely true. Kind and sympathetic. When I take the time to listen, yes Concerned and detailed. yup Loyal, but not always honest. true Does work well. I think I do Very confident. nope Sensitive. shrug Thinking, generous. Yep Good memory. Depends on what I have to remember Clever and knowledgeable. I think so g Loves to look for information. Not really Must control oneself when criticizing. I have to control my phrasing, otherwise I can come across as harsher than I am Able to motivate oneself. Not really Understanding. I think I answered this one in May Fun to be around. **I think so :)**Secretive. true Loves sports, leisure, and traveling. like sports, love the other two Hardly shows emotions. No idea if this is true or not Tends to bottle up feelings. yep Very choosy, especially in relationships. true Systematic. true

The answer?

December

Bold items are the ones I think fit me. Italics are my comments.

Oh, and I’m Virgo/Ox

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. **Careful, cautious, and organized. **Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize.Likes is too strong a word here. But I can do it. **Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal, **but not always honestNope, always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking, generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure, and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. I like to think so…

Easily influenced by kindness. Too much so!

Polite and soft-spoken. Absolutely!

Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely…

Choosy and always wants the best. A definite life rule for me! You get what you pay for!

Temperamental. Too much so…

Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. A priest, a Rabbi and a nun walk into a bar…

*Good debating skills.*In college I had a speech class. One of our speeches was a debate against another classmate. I debated this girl who did a fine job. Our subject was: “Baseball players, do they make too much money?” I had the position that they DIDN’T make too much money. The whole class voted on who won. I lost by ONE vote! You try debating that baseball players deserve all the money they make! :wink:

Talkative. Not really… Postcount not withstanding… :slight_smile:

Daydreamer. Huh? I was thinking of something else…

Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Absolutely.

Abiding. I can suffer the biggest asshole you know. It takes an unbelievable circumstance for me to not treat someone with the respect that anyone deserves.

Able to show character. I like to think so.

Easily hurt. Cripplingly so… :frowning:

Prone to getting colds. Not really.

Loves to dress up. Once I’m dressed up, I enjoy looking my best. I’d rather not bother tho.

Easily bored. The torture of my life.

Fussy. Perfectionist. Anal. “Just let me do it.”

Seldom shows emotions. True. Takes a LOT to make me get really emotional.

Takes time to recover when hurt. I still hold grudges from 30 years ago.

Brand-conscious. Not simply for the brand, but still true. I think the BEST brands are the best for a reason. See above… You get what you pay for.

Executive. Absolutely wrong!!!

Stubborn. Absolutely right!

So that description is about 95% correct for me.

Wow, I cut and pasted this from someone else’s LiveJournal to my own LiveJournal just this morning, ASCII lines between the months and all.

Wouldn’t have killed you to mention that’s a cut and copied LiveJournal meme right now.

Not even close.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. YEP
Attractive. Suave and caring. SURE, OCCASIONALLY
Brave and fearless. ALL THE TIME
Firm and has leadership qualities. I AM A BITCH
Knows how to console others. I KISS BOO BOO’S
Too generous and egoistic. GENEROUS, YES, EGOTISTIC, MAYBE
Takes high pride of oneself. YES
Thirsty for praise. WHO ISN’T?
Extraordinary spirit. YOU BETCHA
Easily angered. TOO EASILY
Angry when provoked. YES
Easily jealous. SOMETIMES
Observant. I WASN’T BORN LAST NIGHT
Careful and cautious. NOT AT ALL
Thinks quickly. BUT DOESN’T ALWAYS THINK THINGS THROUGH
Independent thoughts. YES
Loves to lead and to be led. YES-
Loves to dream. SOMETIMES
Talented in the arts, music, and defense. I CAN’T SING OR DANCE
Sensitive, but not petty. SURE
Poor resistance against illnesses. HUBBY SAYS SO
Learns to relax. I NEED TO LEARN TO RELAX
Hasty and trusty. YES
Romantic. SOMETIMES
Loving and caring. MOST DEFINITELY
Loves to make friends. MY GIFT IN LIFE IS THAT I WILL NEVER KNOW A STRANGER. I LIKE PEOPLE.

FEBRUARY.

Agree: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. (aww, shucks) Sexy(:)). Temperamental. Quiet, shy, and humble. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends, but rarely shows it. Realizing dreams and hopes. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside, not outside. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Undecided:Honest and loyal. Loves aggressiveness.

Disagree:Superstitious and ludicrous. Sharp. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Gets angry really easily, but does not show it. (I agreed up to the ‘does not show it’ part)

August brat checking in and I don’t feel like copying and pasting, sooooo…

Constantly. Some think so. Yes and yes. Yes and one of my philosophies in life. Yes, but doesn’t seek it out (it finds me). Yes, always seem to know the right thing to say. Yes and no. Yes. Nope. Oh yeah. Nope, most people can’t find my buttons. Nope again. Not very often. Very much so. Yes but no (I know that sounds weird). Very quickly. Very independent. No and no. Yes. Creative writing is about it. Yes. Haven’t had a sick day in 8 years. Still learning and getting better. No and yes. I’m told I am. Yes and yes. Can’t get enough of 'em.

There seems to be quite a few of us. :smiley:

I’ve been called stubborn.

Basically, anything that lights my fire tends to get all my attention.

:confused:

Uh… not really. Tend to get irritated easily though.

We all attract some people, but no I do not love attention.

Sure, I guess so. :confused:

Ah, now that’s a matter of opinion. :smiley:

Yeah, probably has to do with the “stubborn” thing; I tend to be set in my ways.

Not so much. Doesn’t this contradict the “highly motivated” part, above?

Uh, no.

Can be at times. Can also be strongly right brained.

True.

I like to think so. :smiley:

I like to think so.

Nope, sinuses/nasal cavity. All I’ve ever had is colds, but they’re awful.

Yes

Yes (see above)

:confused: Do you mean shallow breathing? (If so, count an uncanny yes.)

No.

I’ve spent my whole life travelling (read: moving). Tired of it already.

Not true.

Sometimes.

Not having any children. Ever.

Once I get started, I tend to work as fast and as hard as possible until the job’s done. More than once I’ve been told to slow down.

I do have a tendency to be happy/silly a lot.

Pulls out dictionary Oooh… not what I thought it meant. :smack: No, this is definitely untrue.

I think what we’re seeing here is the definitions are so vague that some of them apply to most everybody. Also, they are not very to-the-point, and can be interpreted different ways. So as much as I’d like to believe it, I have my doubts.

Meh. It’s about as accurate as throwing darts at the horoscope page in the newspaper. That is to say, not at all. Most of the desriptions could apply to me, and not one is better than about 50% right, at best. You gotta be pretty dumb to think there’s any serious merit to this sort of thing.

If I may be left brained for a moment (and on preview, this is not a reply to Q.E.D’s post), my results were 16 out of 26, or about 62% correct.

Now now, Q, I don’t think dumb is the right word. :eek:

Everyone knows the Chinese Zodiac is the one true predictor of personality. It’s so obvious that when people meet me they always say “You’re a cock.” And I am. I really am. (Note: A cock is a rooster, but also a penis)

Heh, yeah, I agree. I’ve discovered the same thing about these things: all the descriptions are vague and designed to either stroke your ego or describe you how you WANT to be described. Look at all the ones that say “sympathetic”, or “attractive”, or “deep and hard to understand”. Even if we don’t actually fit the bill, everyone loves being described like that. If my month said, “You’re the smartest, strongest, best-looking man alive and destined to rule the universe”, I’d be vouching for the writer’s superhuman ability to read the stars too :smiley:

Hardly accurate in my case (and rediculous on the face of it: do you really think there are only a dozen different personalities in the world?). Let’s see

AUGUST:
Loves to joke (yes).
Attractive (of course – but everyone thinks they’re attractive).
Suave and caring (no).
Brave and fearless (no).
Firm (yes) and has leadership qualities (some).
Knows how to console others (absolutely not).
Too generous (never) and egoistic (yes).
Takes high pride of oneself (maybe).
Thirsty for praise (who isn’t?).
Extraordinary spirit (What’s that supposed to mean?).
Easily angered (Absolutely not).
Angry when provoked (nope).
Easily jealous (Hah! I didn’t even get jealous when my wife slept with another man).
Observant (sometimes).
Careful and cautious (sure, but didn’t it already say “Brave and fearless”? Talk about covering all bases!).
Thinks quickly (yes).
Independent thoughts (yes).
Loves to lead and to be led (that covers everything, doesn’t it?).
Loves to dream (sure).
Talented in the arts (yes), music (no), and defense (huh?).
Sensitive, but not petty (OK. Not sure if there’s a connection).
Poor resistance against illnesses (nope – rarely get sick).
Learns to relax (yes).
Hasty and trusty (huh?)
Romantic (yes).
Loving and caring (somewhat).
Loves to make friends (acquaintences, yes; friends, not really).

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. ** I don’t think so. ** Ambitious and serious. ** Maybe ambitious, not always serious. ** Loves to teach and be taught. ** Nope. ** Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. ** Well… maybe, its the psychologist in me. ** Likes to criticize. ** Nope. ** Hardworking and productive. ** If only. ** Smart, neat, and organized. ** Neat -freak - so yep. ** Sensitive and has deep thoughts. ** eh? ** Knows how to make others happy. ** I’d like to think so, but wouldn’t everyone? ** Quiet unless excited or tensed. ** Nope. ** Rather reserved. ** Nope. ** Highly attentive. ** Nope. ** Resistant to illnesses, but prone to colds. ** What?! ** Romantic, but has difficulties expressing love. ** Don’t think so. ** Loves children. ** Absolutely not true. ** Loyal. ** Maybe ** Has great social abilities, yet easily jealous. ** Am quite jealous I’ll admit that. ** Very Stubborn and money cautious. ** Isn’t this thing reapeating itself? **

Not very accurate at all…