A pun on JFK’s inaugural speech. Go ahead, ask me what your country can do for you. G’wan. Rip you off and send your sons and daughters to their deaths in freakin’ Iraq, that’s what.
Sorry. I’m having a bad day.
Q.N. Jones is short for Quicksilver Nefertiti Jones, which is was my pseudonym in a secret society that I used to be in. (Now defunct.)
Smilie Death, poetic justice, in a way. (If he did, in fact decide to leave)
Hope he still is around. 
And a few dopers know how my username came about, 10 points to anyone who gets it.
It’s Hanyue for small question. Too much Chinese too much free time
Argh… The above post was from me. I’m on Palve’s computer, he is always logged in.
Sorry about that.
Because my name is happy and I like happy things.
I like Tiggers because they make me happy.
I’m not little anymore, but I did not grow into a
boring old Bob Normal.
I still watch Winnie the Pooh, don’t see why I should
quit.
I’m not the type to hurry when I’m on foot. I walk a narrow, wild road.
js are the first two of my three initials and S. Africanus won the Second Punic War.
It’s an Italian wine. I wanted to find a word that I could use wherever I had to register without much chance of its already being taken. So anywhere on the net you come across an “amarone”, it’s probably me.
LittleTigger, you should change your location to "Hundred Acre Wood.
Eye Lens er. I make lenses for eyes.
Hey, Roadwalker, roadkiller…
That’s a disaster waiting to happen.
My user name is a reference to an ancient Assyrian capital. Years ago, before I decided to major in archaeology, there was an exhibition of Assyrian artefacts at the Melbourne Gallery. I was fascinated by the culture and history of the people. This started my interest in all things Mesopotamian. Plus, I really liked the name.
My name is my name.
Auliya - Islamic - friend/protector, or from Frank Herberts ‘Dune’ - in the Zensunni Wanderer’s religion, the female at the left hand of God: God’s handmaiden.
Probably not the best name for an atheist, but I liked it.
I began working part time for a small architecture-photography firm when I was junior in high school. When school was not in session I’d work there full time. I would mostly draft, run errands, photograph construction sites, and photograph or video weddings on weekends.
Three years after my first day working there, I am a sophomore in college, but my major is engineering as opposed to architecture. My roommate, however, is an architecture student so we have friendly debates about various buildings and architectural concepts coming from 2 different perspectives. I’ve always found architecture to be a fascinating topic, but I lack the motivation to be architect.
I still work at the arch-photo firm during the holidays and summers and, during a semester I occasionally will photo weddings on weekends.
my initials are ETV. My 1st name is Eric, Eric TV=erictelevision.
Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
He orders a beer.
He drinks it.
The bartender says, “Would you like another beer, sir?”
Rene Descartes looks up and says “[enter my username]”
Such is life.
It’s Czech and Russian (and perhaps a few other Slavic languages) for “lawyer”; its literal translation means “truther”. prav, root for “truth”; -nik, suffix for “thing that does or is associated with”.
Kind of boring, actually. I’m thinking of changing it to “Mentat Assassin”. I’m sute that would get me called “Mentat Ass” in the Pit, though.
The origins of my user name are shrouded in mystery and cloaked in ancient enigma. Much speculation has been done on the exact origin and meaning of my username, but none, I repeat, none, have ever guessed it. Much like the Sphinx of old, I jealously guard the riddle of my username and defy anyone to try and unlock the hidden meaning contained therein. Wise men have toiled for years, sages have wracked their brains for decades, wizard and sorcerers and the most knowledeable men of antiquity have spent centuries trying to figure it out. Yet, here I stand, laughing at their failure, mocking their futile efforts and deriding their foolish attempts.
Zev Steinhardt