My love for the gloriousness of foie gras, my inability to ever afford it anymore, and my contempt for PETA and their supporters.
My username says “I go by cc but someone else got the name before me so I had to modify it to distinguish myself somehow”. 
When I first saw your name I was concerned you might be on the opposite side of the issue. I’ve only tasted foie gras once - in bastardized form, atop the delicious french toast @ Publican - but I would agree that such food is more ‘glorious’ than truly ‘evil.’ PETA et. al. do a really poor job of picking their spots.
My moniker is lifted from a Holger Czukay song title, “Hiss ‘n’ Listen” from the On the Way to the Peak of Normal LP. I use the handle for remixes and it will also soon appear as its own wax.
It was my IRC nick, back when they could only be (I think) nine characters long, and didn’t allow spaces.
That, and I like cats. 
Someone should use HeyBabaReebop as a username! (Yes, I actually have a few Can, and Holger Czukay solo albums)
Mine’s musical too, it’s an album.
This is me:
{ NULL,0,0,0,0,0,0,ML4+9,40,30,0,10,4,4,4,12,0,0,120,30,50,POTIONID+5,-1,COMMON,M_TALK_STUPID,M_MOVE_NORMAL,M_MELEE_SLEEP,M_NO_OP,M_NO_OP,MOBILE|HOSTILE|HUNGRY,pow2(FEAR)|pow2(SLEEP),'t'|CLR(BROWN),"torpor beast","a valium gland","AXBX" },
As you can see, I drop a valium gland when I eventually die.
OK, I’ll play: your username says needsmoonshine was already taken! 
Well, to be fair, this was only our second date - they just happened to “drop by” right before I arrived.
But yeah, the fact that he couldn’t remember my real name didn’t help his chances. . .
Well, if something is sooooo good, and you like it sooooo much, and its sooooo bad for you and soooo expensive…I could spin it as evil.
Hmmm, I always read your username as equiporpise ie a half-horse, half-porpoise creature. I don’t know how you’ll take that. 
I first met my wife at a Halloween costume party (ten years ago last month) via a “fix-up” of a mutual friend of ours. I was dressed as Groucho Marx (huge fan of his, mentioned here before that I dressed as Groucho this Halloween, primarily in honour of the 10th anniversary of our initial meeting) and my future wife couldn’t remember my real name (really, how hard is “David”?), even though I did tell her; she kept saying “Groucho, come here, I want to show you something”, etc. We’re still together ten years later, so it obviously isnt’ a detriment to me …
(WTMI in spoiler, however humourous (at least I think so) and germane to previous paragraph)
However, when we were making love on the tenth anniversary of our meeting, she kept calling out “Groucho”'s name, I think she was doing it to be funny (hey, you need a sense of humour in the bedroom, that’s one thing I love about her), but a bit disturbing at the time … )
Actually, my boyfriend and I have been together for 20 months now and I still sometimes struggle with his name, but that’s for a totally different reason that has to do with how our relationship works.
WWTMI
I usually just call him daddy - and I’m his baby girl. I mean, I never called my father by his first name either . . .
Re the googling, etc, I am just about the only gurujulp out there, and haven’t ever tried to hide anything. You can see just about every picture that exists with a bit of exploration…
It goes back to the early nineties, my stepfather used to refer to himself as Guru Jimi - I didn’t ever think of him as a father figure as he was only 11 years older than me. I have said before, even when my daughter was born, and I asked him how it felt to be a grandfather, he replied, “I’m not a grandfather, I am a grandmotherfucker!”
So anyway, I didn’t want to be Guru Jesse, but I was journaling a lot, and basically wanted a persona as my ‘now’ and I was writing to my future self (incidentally named ZVY for Zenobian Velo Youth- much longer story), so the initials I use most are JLP - say it as an acronym and you get julp. Throw on the guru, and there you have it.
Used various versions since I was sixteen.
Still wondering if I will ever get to be ZVY…
My name says that my social skills are crap. I try to be nice, but sometimes shit pops out. I’m just cranky enough that I don’t worry a lot about it any more. I really don’t want to piss anybody off, or make anyone feel bad. But sometimes, oops, sorry.
I love that.
As for me, I am fond of the telling of stories, and fancy my dominion is noble.
Mine says that I like to play cards, though there’s a little more story to it than that. Back in high school my friends and I got in the habit of signing our names to particular cards in a deck. I always chose the king of spades, just because I thought spades were the coolest looking of the four suits.
When I joined AOL in the spring of 1993 I needed a username. The ten character limit forced me to shorten things down to Kingspades, which I’ve used on many and sundry boards ever since.
I wish I could remember how that whole deck signing thing got started. Perhaps somebody on Facebook will remember.
Well, I’m evil and a TOJ. It used to stand for Twin Of Joat. Then it stood for Twin Of [ex-wife’s name] Well after that unpleasantness, I decided abbreviation is in order. There is no GoodTOJ, I killed and ate him in a ritual sacrifice to absorb his powers.
Now I am unstoppable.
I’ll comment now just so that we can have two evil names back to back.
One night I was joking around with a group of friends. Get rich quick schemes and politics were amongst the many topics discussed. I kept proposing absurdly inhumane plans, ranging from pimping to extorting the Norwegian government. This prompted a friend of mine to remark that I was “a textbook of evil.”
Later that evening, the same friend lamented that he could not be president since he was born in El Salvador. I told him I would vote for him as a write in candidate anyway. He replied that when elected he would appoint me Secretary of Evil.
I am a fan of 60s pop music.
That I am a faerie of course. If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d change it to TEDFaerie, which is how most of the rest of the world knows me, and stands for The Evil Dark Faerie.
What’s with all the evilness, people?
When I was playing The Sims Online, someone actually created a toon that looked like mine and then named her “Evil Melody” - it was kinda freaky . . .