I’m short, small in general, but muscular. Also kind of goofy, and very sassy. I like to nap a lot and sometimes I’m gassy.
I’m a French bulldog.
I’m a dachshund, naturally, in my heart. I’m just not short.
I want to be a Catahoula Leopard Dog or a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Basset Hound. Low energy and pretty chill. Very happy to nap and eat treats.
Fiercely loyal to few; intolerant of most; a bark and a bite to induce fear and possibly bloodshed; amusing and playful; impish eyes; and the cutest little butt-struttin’ bod around. Scottish Terrier.
Tall, gentle, smart, and playful. I have long hair and love the cold weather. I can be intimidating to strangers.
I’m a Leonberger!
My friends and I were actually assigning dog breeds to each other a few days ago (yep, this is what life on the edge looks like). I got pomeranian. I have no regrets.
I think that’s a cat.
If I were a dog, I’d be a samoyed. They’re the closest thing the canine world has to being a smartass.
A Siberian husky, probably. Lots of hair, doesn’t mind the cold, startling eyes. Also, needs to have his/her energy directed into something positive or starts to cause trouble. 
Or possibly another Golden Retriever. Lots of long blonde hair, good with people, and tends to get fat if diet isn’t watched. 
I’m a fat Afghan Hound, then.
I’m a short, chubby, wideass, nipping at peoples heels and telling them where to get off. I’m a corgi.
I love all your answers! I will now perpetually see all of you as your ‘spirit dogs’ in my mind. 
I’m funny most of the time. I’m your best friend, if you’ll have me. I’m sharp as a tack one minute and dumb as a bag of hammers the next. I’m a Golden Retriever.
Some type of hound like a basset or beagle. Laid back, sometimes lazy. Friendly, but not very submissive or obedient. Can’t help but follow my nose, wherever it may lead. When I pick up a scent and I’m on the hunt I’m very single minded.
I’m large and lazy, making me a Newfoundland.
I am a boxer. Tough looking, but really a friendly dude.
That’s me, exactly. Plus I like to herd. I can’t stand people just standing around. I find it emotionally agitating. Get along, little dogies.
English Springer Spaniel…I favor tweeds, old port, and a good pipe.