Was this during the Sangria phase? 
Well, you’d see more of viva if she had brains enough to know how to put pics on a website, but even AOL’s so-called E-Z creator thingy isn’t E-Z enough for her. :rolleyes:
Well, that post was a little tongue in cheek. I knew what I was typing as evidenced by the intentional pause in it but didn’t really much care at the moment.
Now though, I’m blushing a bit at the memory and am torn between amusement and embarassment.
At that post though, not this one. Most of the teachers I really did have it hot for taught English. ;j
I am mightily glad I don’t have a picture online. I couldn’t compete with all the Doper attractiveness. Y’all are some fine looking folks. I think I ought to be hanging on Fark or something.
[pout] I* knew* no one liked me. [/pout] 
Well, c’mon - cough up a picture!
Well, you want to see Walloon, believe me–he e’d me some photos of himself, and he looks like Ewan MacGregor and Dylan McDermott had a baby.
Eve. You look exactly like I expected you to! Blew me away.
I’ve had little or no contact with you (except hearing a lot about you from other dopers), I’ve only been here 6 months…
I suppose you must just exude ‘youness!’
Sorry, but cameras scare me. 
Someone just pointed me to this thread, so apologies for the late response. Your wish is my command. 
Adam
Without a moment’s hesitation:
Irishgirl
Jess
It’s a foregone conclusion that Jet City women are the hottest on the planet. Nobody *needs * to see their pictures.
As for me? I’m encouraged. 5 pages into this thread and everyone so far has had the sense to avoid asking me for mine. They know what they’ll get 
Um…I’m really not all that innocent, but no…I didnt’ know.
What’s the other meaning?
It’s sometimes used to mean a large gay man. See? My ignorance fighting is done for the day .
More specifically, a large, hairy, gay man.
I found out in college that I was “queerbait” for bear fanciers.
T’was a rather unfortunate coincidence that I tended to growl frequently though the course of my day. Still do.
As if this weren’t enough:
You then follow it up with this:
which means you’re just going to have to cough up a picture now. C’mon, you only brought this on yourself.
Inigo Montoya
And, as a special bonus
:: slips DocCathode a $20 ::
Heh. It’s funny you think you’re going to get out of it that easy.
You can use Ofoto, or Yahoo! Photos, or The Teeming Millions profiles, or your own hosting site. Just make it easy on yourself. You don’t want me to sic the other dopers on you, do you?
Well now, that is a cool-looking site. I shall have to peruse over a few Fosters’ tonight.
Look folks, I don’t photograph well. Not *at all * in fact. Not since…the vampire incident in New Orleans. I think the most current pic I have is from July 1994. I’m nekkid except for a t-shirt and socks. And outdoors. Sporting an M-16. Equipped with an M-203 grenade launcher. Ready for battle. (no Kids In The Hall jokes, please!