Wow now I have a huge crush on Ultrafilter :eek:
I saw he was cute in his pic then I look at his profile and he’s not only my age but also a software engineer. swoon
That’s pretty close to my mental image, actually. Eeeeeeeerieeeee…
If memory serves correctly you’re also an extremely attractive woman. Or maybe that’s just a fantasy I was having involving hook and ladder equipment and suspenders…
[modesty cap on]
Yes, yes I am
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Wow, all that and humble, too! I must then conclude that you are charming, funny, intelligent and sew all your own clothes. 
Hey Aesiron, maybe you didn’t see the other thread.
I e-mailed you mine. Please help! Thanks!
… Oh.
Well, it IS a co-ed prison. So it still works! 
Ok I promised it, and here it is. First of all, everyone bow down to **Aesiron ** for posting it for me. bows.
Anyway. Two things: In this picture my hair is all the same length. Now I have bangs, and they’re really short (they curl, too). The other thing is, you can’t really tell that my nose is pierced in this picture. Not that it’s big- it’s not even a nosering, but a pretty little flower - but it is one of the more prominent things you see first. Oh, and the guy is my lovin’ man.
My father when I was little would have every now and then spend a couple of hours changing clothes and taking pictures. I hated it. Ever since then, I’ve been fairly photophobic.
Cool. Matching pants & shoes & everthang.
Smile next time. It doesn’t hurt much the first few times. 
See? Like that.
Very cute, probably beautiful with a smile, now next photo we want to see all piercings. You look a lot like a good friend of mine from Ohio, BTW.
Y’know, we have probably seen one another. We oughtta go to lunch sometime. With all of the new restaurants down around the Levee, there’s no end to the good food.
Try the Sofra–new Turkish restaurant in that really big apartment complex on River Road. Next to the Silver Dipper.
Oh, I didn’t notice the matching stuff. We both bought our boots from L.L. Bean, I let him pick them out. Really, we’re not like that at all.
And yes, I do have a nice smile. I smile all the time, constantly. But not in many pictures.
Thank you. As for piercings, I don’t have *that * many. Ears and nose and that’s it! What are you implying?
Do I feel a Mini BoilerDopeLunch in the works???
Yeah, I knew you were a bit younger. (checks profile) Geez, thirteen years? Man, everyday I feel more and more geriatric. :dubious:
But,I wonder what it is about powerlifitng and balding. Must research. I’m not totally sure the testosterone/baldness connection is true (it’s probably one of those myths everybody just knows) but if it is, do you suppose guys get interested in powerlifting because they have a lot of testosterone or if lifting heavy stuff stimulates the production of testosterone? It’s probably all bunk but is an interesting idea…
Why, thank you. (Woohoo! A compliment from a younger man!)
Those are pages I posted in the “ancient software” thread as an example of the programs I still use. They’re all little DOS programs that were adapted from punchcards. I just find it hilarious that I’m using a program that hasn’t been seriously updated since 1979. Plus, I really like the little “com-pyu-taa” robot graphic.
You see here, your basic mule, he’s stubborn. As stubborn as a mule, you might say. So if’n you want to git yer mule to do sumthin’, first, you hafta git its attention. Now the best way to do that, is to git yourself a good length o’ two by four and just whap that mule a good’un, right between the eyes. Don’t you worry none about hurtin’ him, them mules, they got hard haids…
Basically, it’s a way to explain to the Texas farmboys what a system card does…
Oh no you don’t…it’s too late. You’ve gone and bruised my fragile male ego ::sniff::
There ARE ways to make up for these sorts of transgressions, however…
Not so much implying as hoping or possibly even fantasizing. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
I know I’m going to regret this, but here goes.
Here’s me on Panama City Beach at La Vela reaching for and reapplying my lips. 
Try not to look directly at the legs or my right wrist if you value your eyesight.
And yes, I’m well aware I’m a big girl, which is why the guy stunned the hell out of me with his comment.
: runs and hides :
Hey, [/url=“http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277900”]wait a minute…
I’m confused. Should we be flirting with you or congratulating you on getting back together or on finding a new boyfriend so quick? :dubious:
It’s hard to keep track of all this around here sometimes.
So, how you doin’? And hey, as long as we’re requesting pictures, you got one?
As to which part comes first, who knows?