What dopers want (with answers!)

What dopers want (with answers!)

I am bored at 1a.m., so I looked at all the threads I have started and which ones have over 1,000 views. Here they are, a revealing portrait of what dopers want and also a glimpse into the psyche of FlippyFly.

1,001 views – 55 replies -Will anyone ever come out with a new candy bar again? (All the time)

1,023 views - 37 replies - Will we ever find a ‘solution’ to sleep? (Maybe, but why would you want to?)

1,028 views – 29 replies - Is American Indian culture seen through rose colored glasses? (Yes)

1,034 views – 54 replies – Women get to have all the (unintended) fun (Most men are jealous of the female orgasm)

1,144 views – 51 replies – What country would win in a world wide popularity contest? (New Zealand)

1,225 views – 68 replies – Does anyone actually care what airline they fly? (Some care what airline they DON’T fly)

1,242 views – 73 replies – How many posts until you are taken seriously? (it’s the quality, not the quantity)

1,251 views – 17 replies – Julie Andrews a porn star? (Nope, and my brother is a liar)

1,277 views – 46 replies – Why was John Lennon assassinated? (crazy dude shot him)

1,456 views – 50 replies – What animal has the most momentum? (Blue whale)

1,533 views – 49 replies – Is Target any better than Walmart? (yes, but only a little bit)

1,627 views – 55 replies – Unlikely things in an infinite universe (infinite + logic = crazy stuff)

5,822 views – 48 replies – Names of sexual positions in other languages (answers are various)

Sex wins by a long shot! No real surprise there, I guess. Interestingly, it seems like there is a huge glass wall between 1,000 and 2,000. Huh. Also, for the record, I would like to point out that the dopers have selected just about any thread I started with a sexual theme… while sexual themed threads may be almost 25% of my top 13 list, they are not 25% of my threads started. You all be the pervs, not good 'ol FlippyFly. :wink:

I’m tempted to send this to MPSIMS – because it’s really more of a MPSIMS-y kind of musing, though it IS About This Message Board.

Lemme check with a MPSIMS mod.

TubaDiva

What the heck, I got the big button, I can move it myself.

(MPSIMS may move it back. Let’s see.)

TubaDiva

Well, if this doesn’t classify as ‘mundane, pointless stuff I must share’ then I don’t know what does.

Wouldn’t it be amusing to watch MPSIMS and ATMB ping-pong this thread back and forth?

Yes, I am easily amused. :smiley:

Yes. :smiley:

(Disclaimer: I will laugh myself silly at the drop of a pencil. No, I’m not kidding.)

Maybe there’ll be a let serve into Great Debates.

Speaking as a liberal atheist vivisectionist isolationist, I think you and your right wing conspiracy of fellow traveling embedded journalists are just trying to cause trouble!

FlippyFly, I have to say I’m jealous. Of the 19 threads I’ve started, only 1 has gotten beyond that 1000-views level, and only just. It was about Shrodinger’s cat.

:wink:

okay then…

<drops pencil>

Ah, but it took my 148 threads to get here. That is a 1000+ view rate of 8.8%.

I don’t know about Kythereia, but it made me laugh.

You bastard!

(And off we go to The Pit.)

:smiley:

:frowning: my largest thread doesn’t even top 250! :frowning:

and

me, too.

and

Did someone kill Kenny (now Cafe Society can play, too)