What fetishes don't work well in real life?

The 300# Tinkerbell with cleavage larger than my whole chest would beg to differ. :wink:

Those mouseover chain-link icons that appear next to the bolded headings are NOT links to wherever she found that stuff.

Those, like the chain-link icon at the bottom right of every post, are something you can click to create a URL pointing to that heading. They are automatically created by Discourse when you use the heading format feature. Much like on a wiki article there’s a url that takes you directly to each sub-entry within the article.

You do headings using the # sign at the start of a line:

This is a top level heading with 1 #-sign on the front.

This is a second level heading with 2 #-signs on the front.

This is a third level heading with 3 #-signs on the front.