What about Amy Farrah Fowler Cooper? Anyone who can put up with and get Sheldon to marry her can run the country.
Sheriff Andy Taylor.
We could use some old-fashioned common sense, not to mention old-fashioned morality, in Washington.
Perhaps you could elaborate?
Do what is right, not politically expedient. Treat folks like neighbors. Be polite.
This.
Without the brain surgery, though.
So are you coming back in at some point to notice all the other “ineligible” candidates that have been proposed?
“I’ll consider your nominee, but I doubt I’ll vote to confirm.”
“And why is that, sir?”
“Your VP keeps implying I’ve cheated on my wife with Alice Blair!”
“Yes, sir. That would be wrong of him, sir.”
“That would be wrong?”
“Yes, sir. I mean, ya never even met Ms. Blair, didja? Naw, it’s Carla Dubois.”
“…I’ll vote to confirm.”
“Yes, sir. Oh, and there is just one more thing.”
- President Columbo
Such as…?
Or Buckaroo Banzai, who’s a lot like that but also has a rock band.
I’d like to see his debates.
What about Barney Miller? He ran his fictional police force in NYC (the 12th Precinct in that 1975-82 ABC comedy) so well that I don’t see a problem with him being President.
Hold on, I have my notes right here… (looks in pocket) I’m sure I brought them … (looks in other pocket) Heh, my wife says I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached … (looks in another pocket) Say, can I borrow a pencil?
Jack Bauer.
“You’re welcome to my own.”
“Gosh, thanks. Hey, this sure is some kinda fancy pen! I tell ya, I can’t remember seeing a silver pen with a tiny little gem right there since — gee, that’s funny. I mean, this must be that pen you got for your birthday, right? The one ya talked about at the last debate, donatin’ it to that homeless fella the day ya dropped out of school and joined the Army? But then how could you still have it on ya, sir?”
As per the rules of the OP he is ineligible since he has already served 2+ terms. He finished off the term he inherited and then served two non-consecutive terms.
Buzz Lightyear. (Is he technically Chinese? Or Korean?).
I think you might argue that he was born in China, but to American parents.
I think you meant to say to American patents.
Exactly what I was thinking about when I thought of NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Think about him being in charge.
Very little interest in diplomacy or politics. This is how things are done, get on board or get out of he way.
Strong and intelligent on national defense. He won’t send troops needlessly into a conflict but when pushed, he’ll damn sure finish it.
Happy to dope slap congress peoples until they get in line.
Annual State of the Union address will take about two minutes.
Ehh, can’t really count on him maintaining substantial consistency from one challenge to the next, y’know. Sometimes rigid, sometimes fluid, sometimes dense…