You put the lime in the ba-na-na, you fill them both up,
You put the lime in the ba-na-na, you woke the doc and said,
“Doctor, is there nothing I can take?” I said,
“Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?”
“Now let me get this straight,
You put the lime in the ba-na-na, you fill them both up…”
The banana split
Have you a kitty? Or a dog?
Or a clown?
I hope you’re not having your period.
One busy night at work I put a tampon in my pocket and went to the bathroom. I sat down and prepared to use the tampon, except I had pulled a pen out of my pocket. Fortunately, I noticed it was not a tampon before inserting it.
And the moral of the story is…?
The ending writes itself.
I was trying to be subtle. The story was supposed to make her think. I didn’t want to just come out and say, “did you check your hooha for a banana?”.
Whose else would she be having? :dubious:
It can only have been the presence of blue liquid before insertion, that tipped you off.
Have one of your friends call you. The banana will start ringing and you can track it down.
Excercise extreme caution, the banana at this point has been separated from the bunch for some time and may be crazed and confused, possibly violent.
Who movede my copy of “Who Moved My Cheese.” ?
Indeed, with this much time elapsed, if she steps too close to her bed and something slimy squishes through her toes…
…well I guess it Could still be from her pet. And hopefully not from her roomate.
(title quote)
I, uh.. don’t know.
From an old Carlin skit:
RARD: <Answering radio station call-in>
Rock and Roll Doctor!
Young woman: 
Ummmm… I had these pills, like.. and I took them… I think…
Do you know what they were?
RARD: :dubious:
Um, no, no I don’t.
Yw: Ummm… okay, thank you… <ends call.>
- Jack
Your banana is gone. Accept it, move on.
Look out the window to check if your car is still there.
Maybe your banana split.
In the time you’d spent around your banana prior to its disappearance, did you ever find it to be an opportunist?
Bananas suck. Once you skin them and throw away the bone, there’s nothing left to eat.