What happened to "New Posts"?

I will not make that mistake again.

The battle is not always to the strong, nor the race to the swift, but that’s the way to bet it.

Hackers, man, they’re everywhere. :tinfoil:

Looking for buffer overrun exploits, maybe.

Isn’t the ‘list subscriptions’ function also a search? That seems to be working.

Oops. Probably shouldn’t have said anything huh?

I can’t function without it. At all. Liturally!

I just went to click on it, and spent several minutes in baffled indignation.

The answer is in this thread.

(And I miss it too.)

I don’t get paid to read that shit. Merge me!

Announcement at top of forum.

It’s still not back.

Nope. Still not back.

I’m questioning the modes commitment to emailing **Tuba **and demanding to be kept informed.

Ah, gotcha.

Repeat after me …

“Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

the SDMB has passed judgement on the state of ‘what is’.

look at music, art, entertainment, literature; all the original stuff has been done. everything now is derivative.

all the thoughts here blabbed and gabbed have been said before. we are all just repeating things.

We’re informed. You know as much as all the Admins do. Jerry posted what’s going on.

Suck it up.

After I click my Straight Dope link then what do I do?

I don’t know how to act without the new posts.

I’ve never seen “New Posts” go down before.

As a back-up it would be wise to prepare a “What’s Happening Now” button that gives a put-down or come-back from the sassy waitress on the series “What’s Happening Now.”
Just so we have something to press.

Or at least makeup some calendar events for us to look forward to.

Ask… what was the name that, if you used it anywhere on Usenet, a bot would follow up with a hello?