Or at least a link to the WayBackMachine. 
What do you mean you don’t have the “New Posts” or “Search” buttons anymore? It works fine for me. Didn’t you guys get the memo? Those functions were only going to be disabled for the people who weren’t cool enoug…
Oh.
I get it.
Never mind.
Search button? LOL. You’ve been hackhed dude. We never had that!
Going to merge two threads about this issue.
Why does every site on the internet work except for this one?
ATMB appropriate question: When something like this is disabled, does it vanish for mods and admins too? If not, can they see the difference, or is there no change to their interface?
It’s gone for us also.
The SDMB is turning into a one-legged dancer.
Do you guys reindex the database and perform routine maintenance or is the plan to let everything gradually fall apart?
You need some New Posts?
Here is a substitute for “New Posts” addicts:
Click it as often as you’d like. Google won’t break.
Knock on silicon.
Clicking on that Calendar button isn’t getting any more entertaining.
The internet really is a collection of tubes. 
New Posts and Search have been re-enabled.
Yay!
That’s a Habitrail system for the hamsters.
fist bump
Yay!