Not a damn thing. Was I supposed to?
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Nothing and I gonna, neither.
I am doing something for Torgo.
I am ressurecting the “Best Threads Of Torgo” so people will be reminded of his fun side, and be a little less P.O.ed at him.
Well, to paraphrase Fierra,
“I didn’t ass-fuck Torgo with a strap-on.”
So I guess I’ve done a service to him by not doing a service to him…
Well, I haven’t reached through Torgo’s monitor and wrapped his testicles around his scalp lately.
Torgo has done some funny stuff in the past and I’ve enjoyed it, I hope he does some more of it.
He was just a leetle beet agressive in the pit though, IMHO, even if he feels he was provoked.
Well I disciplined him… High leather boots, cat of nine tails and Coldfire. What more could a boyo want?
I haven’t hijacked one of your threads. Yet.
And I expressed some appreciation for your Stanwyck comment, in the Pit thread dedicated to yourself.
Is your mom still sending out $5 checks to all those who are nice to you? Cuz the no-hijack thing is free, but I expect payment for the Pit post.
Oh, geez! I must have missed the memo AGAIN! I didn’t know I was supposed to ply Torgo with offers of oral sex.
::MsRobyn kicks her secretary inna shins::
Robin
Um, Torgo, the Master called-he found your hand, if you want it back, even though it’s kind of charred…
Knock it off. Now.
To the ever witty Torgo, I hereby offer you my 2 cats for oral pleasure. You can choose to give or receive, they don’t care.
I have a bowlful of jelly beans that you can have, Torgo. And a bottle of cough syrup. Er…I’d advise against mixing them.
I raise my scalpel and surgically lance Torgo’s incredibly inflated and pus-filled testi… I mean ego. Poor boy, all that pressure! You ought to feel much better now.
I offer to give Torgo a life size Barbara Stanwyk doll to use as he so chooses.
Oh hell, while I’m at it, I’ll offer to give him a size 7 poop-chute too.
Naw, no thankyou’s are necessary, It’ll be my pleasure.
At this time, I’d like to point out that while I’ve still done nothing to make your life easier, Torgo, you may keep all of the clipping from my shaved scrotum.
Go make a pillow or something.
I watched the movie you made. You know “Manos: Hands of Fate.” You owe me big time for sitting through that (even if I did see it on MST3K).
Zev Steinhardt