My breasts don’t HANG, than you very much. 
They are quite perky.
“Be sure of it; give me the ocular proof”
–Othello, Act 3, scene iii 
Michi we are still waiting. I mean I like VB’s guess, but we would rather hear it from you. But if not VB please continue.
Jeffery
These guys just want some free soft porn. You’ve given them enough of an idea about what women do in the shower. Heavens knows you don’t need to go into how the heat from the shower causes the smooth skin around your nipples to gather, forcing them invitingly taut against the streaming water. Or how your long, thin fingers trace a burning path from your full, open lips, down the column of your neck, between your gently rising breasts, across the flat plain of your belly. And especially don’t go into any detail about the way the water flows over the rise of your thighs and down the inside of your knees. You’re above that kind of thing. And the guys don’t really want to read about the other stuff women do while taking a bath either.
struuter
Yeah, I think that it is really better to just let the men’s imaginations run wild. To post more about my showering technique would ruin the fun.
I would like to put an end to the idea that Michi telling us more about her showering technique and posting pictures of her technique especially those involving her “room mate” would not ruin the fun.
There is no fun going on here. This is purely a scientific pursuit and without specific data from the subject Michi we cannot come to specific conclusions. Data based upon VB and others will simply not do for a proper scientific analysis.
So, Michi, in the name of science can you provide the above named data?
Jeffery
No,no, I’m sorry but I really must decline. This is a family type board, after all. 
::sigh:: the only thing that might make my showering experience better is a man to help me wash my back…
It’s this kind of talk that gives chat rooms a bad name! Keep it up!
…Calling wife, instructing her to be in shower, steam and all, and pickig up Champaign on way home…Gotta run.
Well, at least I’ve sparked SOMEONE’S love life…
Okay then e-mail the rest of the process to those scientifically minded of us.
I promise it will help spark something in my marriage. If someone will baby sit my two girls it will really spark something in my marriage.
Jeffery
StrTrkr–
I’ll trade even up with you. Nothin’ spoils the good lovin’ like a four-year-old, “Mom! Can I have a Peps–Ugh! Yuck! You said you were talking about Christmas presents!”
struuter
*ouch. Sorry about the hi-jack, aha. I especially liked the part about being ready for the poontain. Very nice touch.
Not sure where you live due to the fact that you do not list it in your profile. Though I believe UPS delivers to most destinations, so ship your kid on over.
I guess I had better check my e-mail for Michi’s response.
Jeffery
Do your kids get airsick? It’ll probably be faster to send 'em that way as we live in what is affectionately termed 'Middle ‘o Nowhere, Nebraska.’
Unless you want me to keep them for, say, a week? Then you won’t need Michi’s play-by-play…you can have your wife show you.
Don’t-forget-the-bubble-wrap,
struuter
Hey, UPS ships overnight to more destinations than their competitors (at least according to the comercials).
Okay, they are on their way.
BTW, I just checked my e-mail and you would not believe what Michi sent to me. My word, I am going to have to wait until I get home and beg my wife to do even half of this.
I would post it, but she said if I did she would never send me any thing else for scientific study. Oh well, your loss.
Jeffery
If I really e-mailed you something, Jeff, you wouldn’t be able to wait. You’d have to leave work right then!
Although Michi, I will have no objection if you continue.
I gotta disagree somewhat with your technique, Aha. I shampoo my hair later in the process, although I understand your “dirt running downhill” philosophy. The reason I shampoo later is that I have relatively oily skin, and I just HATE the feeling of water trickling down my face before I’ve scrubbed my face with soap and water. It’s creepy.
Can I tell you my shower problem? My mind wanders everywhere during showers - I often get my best ideas for work there. However, my mind is wandering so far that I almost always forget whether I washed my hair. Bizarre, huh? (Could be the drugs). Worse, my hair is thin and fine, so I can’t just run my hands through it to determine whether it’s dirty or clean. I’ve actually gotten back into the shower and shampooed again 'cause I, after racking my brains, just can’t recall.
I can’t imagine anyone having this problem, but if anyone does, share with me, so I won’t feel like such an outcast.
V.
How’s about moving the shampoo bottle after you use it? Or turning it up-side-down? Best trick I have for remembering if I’ve done something? You’ll laugh, but I swear it works. State out loud what you are doing. You don’t have to yell or anything silly–unless you want to–just say “I washed my hair.” I do this when locking doors–“The door is locked” or taking medicine “I took my meds.” I sound like an idiot, but I’m an idiot who remembers what she’d doing. Once I told myself that I’d taken my meds and my son, passing by the bathroom, answered, “Yes you did. Good job, Mom.”
Smart ass kid. I remember more than he does. <shrugs and kicks the dirt>
Michi, I have a half hour drive home from work. So, I left immediately and I had to wait (during the drive) until I got home to beg my wife to do this. (She is still thinking).
I will let you know the scientifical results later.
Jeffery
I’m like Sua – I tend to enter the shower asleep and wake up slowly as I’m washing. I usually wash my hair first but at the end of the shower I’m frequently uncertain if I really did wash it or not. I’ve switched to using shampoo in a clear bottle so I can see if it is still draining back down the sides. Sometimes I still can’t tell so my hair gets washed twice.
I also shave in the shower. It wastes hot water but it saves nicks and cuts which is a pretty straightforward trade-off in my book.
Y’know how I keep track of what I’ve done? I don’t rinse until the end. I wash my hair with an expensive salon brand of shampoo, one you lather up and then leave on. Then, at the very end, I rinse it out. You can’t do this with regular store brands, because it’s bad for your hair, but it really is useful to be able to touch your head and check your fingertips for suds to make sure you actually did put the shampoo on.
My big shower problem: I shave my whiskers in the shower. I’m also blind as a bat without my glasses. So when I shave, sans specs, I have to put my nose up within an inch or two of the little suction-cup-attached fog-free mirror so I can see what I’m doing. And I can’t see as far as my neck; I have to do that by touch.
Any other nearsighted folks want to share “how to shower blind” tips?