You know, I have the strangest feeling that ContumeliousBob isn’t going to have the word ‘Guest’ under his name much longer, for some reason…
Equal rights for all citizens = facism. Suuure.
Why not? If it’s not dangerous, who cares if people do it?
And homosexuals are part of the public. Why shouldn’t they have equal access to it?
How does gay marriage violate your rights? Be specific here: what activities would be either forced or forbidden to participate in if gays were allowed to marry? If you can’t name at least one, then your rights are not being violated.
Have you notified the American Psychiatric Association about this? 'Cause virtually any liscened psychiatrists or psychologists will tell you that homosexuality is not a mental disease.
That’s just plain stupid. There’s nothing about homosexuality that prevents the bearing and rearing of children. It just takes a bit more planning than it does for straight folks. Besides which, homosexuality is as old as humanity itself, and it hasn’t had much of an effect on our population growth so far.
Again, pretty much anyone who has any actual knowledge of psychology would tell you that you’re wrong. But I can tell you’re not the sort to let a little thing like scientific consensus stand in the way of your baseless prejudices.
Well, you do seem to be the resident expert on “stupid,” I’ll give you that much.
Catchy. Personally, I would have started a “Clothes for Gay Marriage Day” (slogan: “You’re either with us or you’re naked”).
Damn, I had 93 … I knew I should have played it straight and boxed!
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if PC-Nazis don’t like it.
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In my opinion, you should stop double-spacing after every sentence. It wastes space and it doesn’t lend force or rigor to your statements.
Thank you.
Most nuanced, scholarly, well-written argument I’ve seen yet.
Oh wait…
However, if you replaced Dr. Laura with Laura *Ingraham *and if you turned the sound off…

Perhaps our friend Contumelious Bob misunderstood the connotations of “Straight” in “The Straight Dope”. . .
Seems to have misunderstood dope, as well.
Couldn’t be, she said the banner was red with a golden lion, not a field azure with a foot d’or which crushes a serpent rampant whose fangs are embedded in the heel.
How, exactly, does it ‘force’ you to acknowledge them???
Your post forces me to acknowledge your stupidity. Are my rights being violated?
If you really think letting homosexuals get married is going to “encourage” it, then you’re probably gay.
“I would never be gay, unless I was allowed to get married.”
“But gays can marry now!”
“What? Sign me up!”
:rolleyes:
You all are too much. You all have been trained by the media, in that anyone who says they dont agree with X, they hate X, or they are X or want to be X.
Not approving of something is not the same as hating something. Hate is a powerful word. It gets thrown around a lot, but normally people mean they dislike something.
I was appalled when Matthew Shepherd was murdered. Yes the guys who killed him have issues, I was surprised they didnt get the death penalty.
I think homo-sexuality is a mental disease. Yes they have their own sub-culture, which has its own sub-cultures, and what they do doesnt hurt me. It doesnt hurt me because it doesnt involve me. That is the way I prefer it. BUT we are all at the very basic level animals, one of our preprogrammed duties is the continuation of the species. There are umpteen people on the face of the planet that will preform that duty.
I remember when I went from girls are gross to whoa check out her. I am not trained to know what constitutes a mental illness, but you dont think it is odd that some people have issues with gender or act like the other gender?
Being gay doesnt hurt anyone, and I know people who have good realtionships, I just ignore the fact that they are gay.
It just annoys me that the media has gone on a YAY FOR GAYS frenzy. All the tv shows and movies re-enforce all the stereo-types.
Bob, my incoherent friend, I’m sure the gay people you know are really happy that while you admit that their sexuality doesn’t harm them, and that they have good relationships with their partners, you prefer to “ignore” their sexuality because it makes you feel icky.
Fills me full of warm fuzziness.
ALL sexuality is lust, you dimbulb. That’s kind of what the root word sex is all about, ya know?
Yes, there’s a difference between disapproval and hate. Your posts (it’s bad, it’s wrong, it’s a mental illness, I don’t want to acknowledge that it exists) indicate that you’re probably coming down on the hate side of the line. For someone to be so vocal about how horrible something is, when they themselves admit that it’s not harming anybody, indicates that there’s maybe something more going on. That’s all anybody’s saying.
As for how weird it is for someone to be attracted to their own sex/gender, I don’t really think it’s odd at all. It’s not like the entire heterosexual world is turned on by the same parts, after all. Some guys are boob guys. Some guys are ass guys. And some guys are dick guys. So what? Who gives a flying fuck? And even if it is weird, it’s certainly no weirder than the idea that some people like to piss on each other, or beat one another with whips, or have sex with other people while the other one watches, or dress up like anthropomorphic x-rated animals.
Oh, wait, let me guess: watersports, S&M, swinging, voyeurism, and furrydom are all mental illnesses too, right? Uh-huh. I’m gonna need to see some documentation from a credible psychology or psychiatry reference for that one, please.
Pre-programmed duties of reproduction, eh? So I suppose that means people who don’t want kids are mentally ill, too? Again, I’m gonna need to see documentation before I believe I have a mental illness.
My boss and her partner have been together for over 20 years. They’ve loved and supported each other through vet school, several moves, the deaths of various close relatives, and some major illnesses. If the media is moving toward no longer portraying them as freaks or as shameful secrets, I say it’s about damn time. Not because I’m all “Hooray for Gays,” mind you, but because I’m all “Hooray for True Love, whereever you may find it.”
And I still can’t believe no one else has made a cunnilingus joke about the “Gay marriage=eating kittens” tenet. Missing such obvious vulgar-joke-fodder makes me worry for the future of this board, really it does.
Who are you to approve or disapprove of how other people are managing their own sexuality?
No, I don’t. Gender is not destiny. You define yourself as “male”* and you happen to have a penis**. Society ascribes certain traits to the label “male”(including heterosexuality)*** and you accept these traits as part of yourself.^
*variable 1
**variable 2
***variable 3
^variable 4
Any of these variables can be switched for “female” or “androgynous” in any person (theoretically). It’s a fact of the human brain that it doesn’t always conform to what society expects of it, and it doesn’t always relate to the physical body.
Cool. Would some insulting gay stereotypes have been humourous too? Take some of the hate out of things would it? Plenty to pick from!
Or would it just the same kind of bollocks your rant is aimed at?
For someone with a handle like that, that’s a wonderfully clever line.