Newbie here but I’m pretty easy to shop for… I love books , movies, wine, candles, men… (not necessarily in that order!)
Any rating is fine but X sounds like more fun! Besides, I agree that “A virile, well hung young man” sounds great!
So, you really are fun to date, aren’t you.
Hmmm…I hear that Mailboxes Etc. prides itself on being able to wrap anything…get thyself to a Mailboxes Etc. and I’ll be sending you my address shortly! 
BTW, is there any way we can force all who signed up to do this to come to this thread and mention at least a couple things they might like? I know I am not the only person at an almost total loss for what to get their person. I have one or two ideas and I only got those because I spent the better part of an hour yesterday going hrough past threads looking for any shred of an idea!
Oh dear Lord, thank you, thank you, thank you. My person responded to this thread.
Oooh, I thought of something I want, need and can be as cheap or expensive as my gifter’s budget allows. My old Doperfest notebook was ruined & I need a new one. If my Santa could buy me a new one & sign it, I will be the happiest Tot on these boards!
I hope so…I’m a little out of practice but maybe my gift will help get me back on track!
I’m not real picky. I like sports a lot, so if there’s any local sports team (minor league type), a t-shirt (XL) or something with their logo would be cool. Beer is always an acceptable gift. Naked women aren’t bad either…
My person has not given any hints in this thread. Get with the program, people.
If chocolate, Lindt Extra Dark is my favorite.
I like anything Monty Python related or South Park related. I have all the MPFC movies, but not the SP movie.
Smallish Christmas ornaments for my fake tree.
I like herbal teas. I don’t like “regular” tea.
Nothing computer related - though it’s what I do for a living, I don’t like to think about it when I’m not home.
I would also like a virile well-hung man who knows how to use his tongue. Pretty please?
I don’t like to think about it when I’m at home. I unfortunatly have to think about it when I’m at work.
I would like something Gothic with dragons on it. Like a dragon goblet, little figure, or maybe one of those dragon skull thingies… Medievil dragons though, I dislike oriental dragons.
Or ammo is always nice. Any semi-auto caliber will do.
Or a Straight Dope T-shirt. Do they have them in longsleeves with turtle necks? I love long sleeve high collar shirts and polo style shirts. (I think I am getting a little pricy now so I’ll stop)
I am by no means picky though. I am excited just to get stuff. I still have the post card tatertot sent me. It’s on my desk. Everytime I see it, I smile. 
Whew! Finally getting back here to post.
I like chocolate, nay, I adore it.
I like that calendar “The Ladies of Rylstone”, but I’m not sure how much it is. I think Barnes and Noble has it, and Borders too.
I collect coffee mugs, so a big mug would be fun, either from my Santa’s area, or SDMB.
And I like sci-fi in general, especially the older stuff, and from TV, Babylon Five items. I’d like to be alone with Garibaldi for a while!!! I’d even make him bagna cauda, no matter what Dr. Franklin thinks fo it.
Getting too greedy here. Anything, even a card would be nice. I don’t know any other Dopers in person.
See that line above, take note that I’m using this post for you, my wonderful Secret Santa!
Let’s see, I’d like one of these chairs.
A DVD player (JVC, preferably).
I could go for a Straight Dope turtleneck (Size XL-Tall).
You could pay of the balance on my school loans, that’d be nice.
Or, a nice big Toblerone bar…yum.
Something (even a postcard) from where ever you are would be cool, too.
Or, and this is as much for me as it is for you: porn. I actually don’t own a single smut film, and I think it would do you good to go to one of those establishments. C’mon, live a little!
That’s it. Wow, 500 posts. It seems like only yesterday [sub]thinksnow trails off wistfully…[/sub]
I just thought of more.
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[li]bubble bath/shower gel[/li][li]scented candles[/li][/ul]
^Bump^
My person responded! Huzzah!
just felt like doing the bump…
I thought about not posting anything, just because I wanted to see what would happen given free rein and unfettered imagination. Then, I thought, BAAAAAD IDEA. Then I thought, nnnnnaaaaahhhhhhhh. However, I will take pity on my secret santa and offer a few hints.
Tacky regional souvenirs, especially something I can add to my donkey collection. I really wanted to play in the tacky present exchange, but I’m too fond of my tacky stuff to give it up. 
Cool beads.
Cool monitor toys.
I don’t suppose I could be lucky enought to have a Secret Santa with access to Tank Girl comics . . . :heavy sigh:
A User Friendly Dust Puppy.
However, as I put in for an unrated gift, let your imagination waft you away. Bound to be a surprise, anyways.
Tisiphone
I want a rock-n-roll guitar.
(So I can be on t.v.)
on the board or the dance floor?
I still don’t have a name, so I don’t think anyone has mine…