MPSIMS: What IF our monkeys took over the SDMB?
(well, somebody had to do that)
Homercat tries three catnips
…my claws don’t work no more so I sub-contracted out my paws to this tabby in Pittsburg who now does the scratching for me…
Your monkeys naked-what’s up with THAT?
Why does Daddy pee in the Big White Drinking Bowl?
How do YOU deal with guests who aren’t Cat People?
I found out the hard way: the monkeys don’t like it when you pick their noses for them.
MPISM’S: Throw the ball!!
GQ: How do I get my master to throw the ball?
GD: Shoud the ball be thrown short and high, or longer.
IMHO: I deserve to have the ball thrown
ATMB: How do I get the poster to throw the ball?
PIT: I intend to continue barking and begging untill the asshats throw the ball?
Oh wait! This is what a dog would post.
GD: String: Chase it or not?
MPSIMS: How to drive the monkeys crazy.
IMHO: How much do you sleep a day?
Cafe Society: Is Morris hot or what?
Rover “cleans” my litter box (TMI)
Poll: Litter runts: eat 'em or hide 'em?
Yippee! Daddy is taking my new kitties to a wonderful place called the Humane Society!
How can I get in touch with my inner Hello Kitty?
Ask the gray guy! (volume XXI)
My girlfriend’s in heat (long)
How do you honestly feel about dating a calico?
How can I build up my leaping muscles?
Non-lethal bird biting techniqes for longer play
My favorite bottlecap, for now
Why do we love flashlights?
What’s worse, ear mites or the ear mite medicine?
Catnip’s OK, but BEER!!! Oh, meow!
GQ “Physics Experts: Do Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?”
BBQ Pit : Neutered my hairy ass!! Nothing neutral about it!
THEY CUT MY F***ING BALLS OFF!!!
Cafe Society : Tuna; let me count the ways!
Pit: To my vet-let’s stick a cold glass rod up YOUR ass and see how YOU like it! (Or Why Fluffy’s humans have to find a new vet)
Cafe Society: Favorite Tunes
The Clash’s “Should I stay or Should I go?”
What do you mean, I can’t do a search on “cat”?
The Pit: those toys do not belong to the Baby Monkey! they’re MINE!