Yeah, that’s the Jewish approach; that’s because Judaism is monotheistic rather than dualistic.
God should apologize. Seems a bit viscous and cruel at times.
So you’re saying God is kind of thick and sticky?
As a Christian Universalist,* I think Satan will apologize, and ultimately will be forgiven.
If this were to fail to occur, then God’s will would have been ultimately thwarted–which is supposed to be impossible.
*Full description: Wishy Washy Liberal Protestant Universalist With Catholic Leanings Who Takes Almost None of it Literally.
Satan doesn’t seem to be very powerful. He plays on the weak to do his bidding. (Mwah ha ha ha haaaa…) So why doesn’t god just destroy him? After all, he created him, right? The devil’s fucked with us for years, right?
Perhaps god should kill the devil and god should apologize for not doing it sooner. Remember, your devil only exists because your god wants him to.
How do you know he hasn’t already?
That’s the confusing part; he seems to be God’s servant (prosecutor, jailer, torturer) and His enemy at the same time.
A lot depends on how we are conceiving of Satan. It’s unclear just how, if at all, the Biblical Satan rebelled at the beginning of time. If it’s Milton’s Satan, I don’t think he could say “I’m sorry.” Too proud, better to reign in Hell, etc.
If we conceive of Satan as the embodiment of a principle, of evil or of rebellion or both, saying “I’m sorry” would be literally impossible for him. It would be like God saying, “I am not God.”
But could he be the embodiment of a principle? You have to remember that at one point he was an angel up there chillin with God, relaxing and enjoying the good life. If he was that at one point he could return to that. If not that’s equivalent to saying that God can not return the earth to an everlasting paradise as promised in the Bible.
God can be all things. 
Which Biblical Satan are we talking about?
What If Satan said “I quit”
What whould God do? Bing on the the end of times, or would he find someone else for the Job?
What would be the job description?
Do you think he has anyone on his shortlist?
I think he would offer it to Silvio Berlusconi first and if he refused just force the pope to take it.
This thread has made me realise I don’t actually know what the evil acts of Satan are. All I know is that he tempted Eve into eating the apple.
Bible don’ say that.
Neither Testament is much help here.
The serpent tempted Eve but it doesn’t directly say it was Satan.
The Bible does not say that the forbidden fruit was an apple either.
Wow, I read the Bible a long time ago, I can’t remember most of it. I forgot it didn’t say that Satan was the snake, and it wasn’t said to be an apple she ate.
Satan is an instrument of God’s will and can’t do anything God doesn’t want him to do (and didn’t intend for him to do before he created him), so Satan really has nothing to apologize for.
That whole “rebelled against God and got cast out of heaven” isn’t Biblical, by the way.
Incidentally, the interesting thing about the serpent in Genesis, is that he told Eve the truth after God lied. The serpent is good.
Indeed we now are as gods, knowing good and evil . . . kindasorta . . . sometimes . . .
Maybe God should apologize to Satan. God was censoring knowledge, and punished mankind for eternity when they received knowledge from Satan. It was God who created all the diseases, and who causes all the current day disasters. It was God that deliberately made man imperfect despite knowing what the consequences were.
Satan seems pretty benign in comparison: “Hey, dudes, maybe you should put on your thinking cap before blindly following that psychopath”.