Pt Thread: Geghis Khan a moment of your time please.
Fighting Ignorance Since The Late Pleistocene.
Fighting Ignorance Since The Late Pleistocene.
Thou hath been graped by le Grapist!
Posted by TypicalGuy on June 5, 1960 in response to a Pit thread on “I’ve been raped.”
Oh, come on now, sweetie. You secretly enjoyed it, didn’t you? You haven’t really been hurt, have you? I bet you were wearing something inappropriate like a short skirt and tight top. When you walk around dressed like that, what do you expect? And what were you doing in that neighborhood? And at that time of the day?
I bet you aren’t even a virgin. You probably had sex before. If you sleep around like that, you deserve what you get. If you do go to court, I hope they bring up your unladylike past.
No proper lady ever gets raped. Only sluts like you do.
Posted in MPSIMS:
Name Change Announcement! TarsusSaul is now ApostlePaul!
People still do this. I have a few friends who’ve done it, although they haven’t walked all the way.
Velocipedes v. Hansom Cabs: Why do these wheeled jackanapes think that, just because they are propelled by their own two legs, and not those of a horse, that they may simply ignore the regulations of our public throughfares?
Bell’s new invention: Will it replace the internet?
Annie, you should have posted a pic of him:
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ass-hole-get-it.jpg
This may be my favorite thread in history (heh).
MPSIMS: Help me name my new Great Auk!
Critique my cave paintings!
What do you guys think of this “Loose Change” stuff? Did FDR’s cronies plant explosives in the Arizona? My friend says the planes didn’t look like Japanese zeros to him.
Sequential Threads:
What’s the Battle of the Bulge?
“Hitler only has one ball”
Helloooooo! You know the rules. No Great Auk threads without pictures!
Very funny in its own meta way. Bravo.
Kentucky Fried Dodos taste good! They’re everywhere!
Anybody heard from Columbus since he went bonkers and sailed over the edge?
OMG! Atom bomb to be tested. The whole world will incinerate!
How far do you think Marco Polo really traveled before he just started making shit up?
July 17, 1945: New Mexican Dopers! Are you still there? Check in!
Ohmigod! :eek:
Put your radios on. WTF is going on in NJ? Anyone near Grover’s Mill?
MPSIMS:
Posted by The Miller - Who’s up for a DopeFest in Canterbury?
In MPSIMS, June 3, 1128, by Squire Jjimm:
I’ve just come back from the public house, where a gent told the most humorous joke, which none of us had ever heard before! To wit:
Why hath the chickene traversed the roade?
For to arrive on the other side!