Lord BrainGlutton would with exquisite penmanship copy the words of this latest pamphlet and read them out to our gathering asking that it be discussed. Great calumny would descend upon his head and in the Blackest of Pits he would be chastised as a Cur by his critics and esteemed by his friends.
Posted in 1000 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1100 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1200 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1300 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1400 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1500 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1600 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1700 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1800 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted in 1900 AD: The Moslems and Christians Are Fighting Again!
Posted By ADAM~N~EVE~4EVA
Computer Question Not In The Stickies
Hi, new poster here.
You guys seem smart. Our computer keeps fucking up. Adam and I are trying to keep our own blog about our experiences in The Garden. Every time I post, the dates come out all screwed up often by tens of thousands of years and they are just stuck there for the whole world to see. I wouldn’t want our family getting confused about who we were 20 years from now. I think it is the BIOS or the motherboard itself but every time I pray for an answer, I get a reply that there is no technical support at that address.
There is this weird guy that comes around here I just call “The Snake” because he was an original Hell’s Angel but claims he has now found God. He says he can get me another one on the cheap but you know what they say, “Never buy electronics from a fruit vendor”. We barely have money for clothes so I would prefer a do it yourself job if at all possible. E-mail responses to me because Adam is on bed rest complaining about his side but that will be a thread for another day.
IMHO: The ‘fighting ignorance’ thing, okay, but it’s not going to take very long, is it? What will we do after that?
(Posted some time in 1973)
Post of the year.
Please, for the love of God, tell me Columbus landed in the new world.
MPSIMS:
Ask the Chirurgeon
Posted by JakBlak
Ask the Royal Ratcatcher
Posted by I’mBeingRepressed:
Expecting Guests - Help me liven up my porridge!
Fiery Pit of Hades:
Posted by Achilles01:
Patroclus is just a good friend! Also, my foot hurts.
Posted by Ajax
My roommate expects me to do all the scrubbing around here!
Posted by Hector’s Dad
What in Hades am I supposed to do with a giant, wooden horse?
Has anyone tried Mrs Lovats pies?
They are fantastic and full of meat, her shoppe is right next door to Mr Todds, the barber of Fleet street
Posted 27 years ago today:
OMIGOD! Howard Cosell just said that John Lennon’s been shot.
Any NYC posters know anything about this?
Please keep us posted!!!
Columbus never found ANYTHING! His entire trip took place in the Mediterranean. His ships couldn’t cross the English Channel. All his “sailors” were bought off by the Queen. The “natives” he “brought back” are just Italians with body paint. I have drawings to prove it!
1775, Great Debates:
Ok, you might not believe it, but this burning bush told me to slash my baby son’s throat on an altar. I’m inclined to do it – what say you?
Queen Elizabeth must needs marry someone; who ought it to be?
Posted thirty years later:
Prince Charles must needs to marry someone; who ought it to be?
I saw those drawings. The shadows are all wrong.
Posted by Oedipus Rex
I’m masturbating like a motherfuck (or is it the other way around?). And I’ve gone blind.
No, the original would have been posted in 1558. Should’ve specified.
June 28th 1914:
Somebody called Franz Ferdinand has been assassinated in a place called Sarajevo.
Austria is pissed off but I don’t think it’ll amount to much
Franklin flies kite in storm: what an idiot!
Imagine it. No more tedious typing. All spoken voice!