What if the SDMB were . . . older?

“Science”? Well, obviously someone wants his head examined. :rolleyes:

You talk as though once they knew right from wrong they’d always choose right. If you think that, just watch what happens now (and feel free to put your money where your mouth is). They didn’t need any philosophical insight, they just needed to do as they were told.

ETA: Oh, in the name of Me, look what Mister Knows-Right-From-Wrong Cain Bar-Adam is getting up to now! :smack:

Hmmm…so I guess telling them to get off your lawn didn’t work, huh? Oh well, at least now we never need try that again!

1925, Cafe Society: Anyone read the new book, Mein Kampf, by this unknown paperhanger, Adolf Hitler? He has a plan to save Germany, but is he just blowing it out of his ass?

Showing up in the Pit-

Hv U rd Teh Prot0colz ov Zion?!?! Oh noes!!1! Teh Jo0z R takin 0vr!111

by Doper HnRee 4d

Read it last week, load of bollocks.
BTW he wasn’t a paperhanger, he was a piss poor artist. He’ll never get anywhere in this life until he joins a group or summat

Best thing Hitler could do is give up that painting rubbish and go out to a beer hall to socialize.

Not according to a friend of mine who raises rooftop pigeons in NYC – Hitler could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, two coats!!

Bet he’ll be famous before long as the fastest painter in Western Austria. I’ve heard his nickname is Craig. Someone that fast should be called Blitz Craig.

Alright! General Custer is finally going to hand those Indians their asses.

Now That We Have the Horseless Carriage

We really should get around to naming that little bit of roadway next to your house where you keep it.

And those landscaped thoroughfares could probably do with some specialized nomenclature as well.

Also, the little strip of grass along the streets.

posted late March, 33 AD

am in a quandry - advice needed by Jud-eye

My best friend’s ego is getting out of control. His is pissing off the government big time. I love him like a brother but this has got to stop. TPTB offered me a sizeable stipend to turn him in, but I don’t know if I could live with myself if I did that. Help!

Posted March 15, 14BC by Rubicon Crosser

It’s good to be the emperor!

posted late 1969 by TR&ALW

Can we borrow that for a song?

“I remember when this whole thing began,
No talk of God then, We called you a man-
and believe me, my admiration for you hasn’t died…”

Thanks!

Reply posted on June 27 1876 by CrzyHrse: Pwned!

I hear he’s going to Munich, putsching his luck I reckon

I heard that the guy who “sang” Acky Breaky Heart is getting his own TV series. And he is playing a doctor.

SHEESH! I guess anybody can get their own television series. Next thing you know, Acky Breaky Daughter will get her own series playing a singer. And it will be a huge success!

Posted on December 26, 1814 by GhentGent:

Big news here a couple of days ago – a treaty was signed by representatives of Great Britain and the United States of America, ending hostilities between the two nations!

Posted to same thread on January 10, 1815 by OldHickory:

Hi all! Sorry I haven’t checked in for a month or so! My forces and I have just routed the bloody British at a battle here in New Orleans! Looks like victory in this war will soon be ours!

Posted a few minutes later by Federalist:

You should really try to keep up with these military threads, OldHickory

Anyone would think you’ve been connecting via carrier pigeon!

Help me find a good factory job for my seven-year-old.

…or Ask the 6 year old mineworker