My first thought is for my magazine rack because I like how it stands with the issues, but I’m torn because my right shoe has a proven track record. Moreover, my left shoe would make a perfect running mate for my right shoe. They’ve proven they can work together. What inanimate object are you considering for president?
Carbon Rod! Carbon Rod!!
In Rod We Trust!!!
Ham sandwich. Can’t be worse.
I think that we have progressed enough as a society to have a Chocodile as president.
Damn I miss chocodiles.
I’d like to see the nomination go to my Roomba, Robby. Robby Roomba could really clean up Washington’s dirty political stage.
Nah. Roomba sucks.
However the team of Penny and Dime will bring real change to Washington.
I’m voting for a blender.
Just to mix things up a little.
The 12-feet-across, 37-ton World Peace Bell.
“My president is loud, and can crush your president like bug. Also, hey, world peace.”
I’ve always liked the top hat personally but I’m going with the race car because I feel it’s more electable.
No one has said “Al Gore” yet?
I will vote for my KitchenAid stand mixer. It has already ushered in a new era of peace and contentment in my kitchen…now, the country.
… lamp. I love lamp.
I vote for Fonzie’s leather jacket that is in the Smithsonian.
Sit on it Islamofascism!
I support my wallet, but purely for selfish reasons. I’ve been putting money into it for years, and I’ve got it right in my back pocket.
My excercise bicycle. All that effort and you don’t get very far. Rather like American elections.
I think the democrats should nominate a screwdriver. If you’re going to screw up an election, you might as well go with a tool designed for the job.
Me, I’d like to nominate a plate of grilled salmon with butter sauce and a side of asparagus. Quite a delectable candidate if you ask me.
I’m voting for the glass head I bought at Pier One. It’s transparent and can look you in the eye.
My 1968 Zenith AM clock radio, because of its vast previous experience as Speaker of the House.
Hmm, I think I also will vote for the glass head blondebear bought at Pier One.