At the Bunny Ranch, you can get a half and half, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out what it is. Anyone know?
Oral sex along with your regularly scheduled helping of intercourse.
The only half and half I know of is a beer drink comprised of half lager half stout (or is that a black and tan, I get them confused. If I have it backwards than a half and half is ale and stout.) But I am assuming that you aren’t talking about drinks. Interested to know what you get half of at the bunny ranch, seems unsatisfying either way.
Don’t know what the Bunny Ranch is about, but I thought half and half was essentially the same as a black and tan, or an equal mixture of porter and lager.
The Bunny Ranch is a rather well-known brothel in Nevada, although now I’m really curious to see what happens if you ask the bartender for a half-n-half there!
The OP faked me on that one. I looked at his location, and knowing Kirtland to be in Albuquerque, figured it was some little New Mexico gin mill, rather than a Nevada cootertorium. 
I don’t know, I mean, I will be stationed in Nellis in a few months.
Yay! Finally we get an answer! I was actually about to post this thread…
…cootertorium…priceless.
Well not priceless- really costly, actually.
I don’t see how that’s possible. According to the definition she would have had to have gotten it in both.
Oh no you didn’t!
Pardon me but WTF? I have not been familiar with GIJ since I was a kid.
If you’re gonna be at Nellis, save yourself a few hours drive and go to Sherri’s Ranch in Pahrump. Nicer establishment and much closer.
I second the recommendation. Pahrump is much closer to Nellis, and a direct shot up the road, too. 
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
Not clever enough to paraphrase it…cleverly.
I would have thought that the Bunny Ranch serves coffee and the half and half was being used instead of cream or milk or powder.
heh, I woulda thought the Bunny Ranch was a kids’ show and the answer you were looking for was 1. (1/2 + 1/2)
Half and half is stout and lager. Black and tan is ale and stout.
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…and Art Bell lives there.
Broadcasts his weekend shows from there, too. I never heard him mention that there was a house of ill repute in the neighborhood.where i am from, a half and half is: half iced tea and half lemonade
its a refreshing summer drink