I’ve tried figuring it out by context, but I don’t know what an MMP is.
Google returns such gems as:
The Marian Movement of Priests
Millennium Mathematics Project
and my personal favorite,
Manure Management Planner (How’s 2:00 for you, Honey?)
So…What is an MMP?
Monday Morning Post. Rue it.
Ha! How long has this been going on anyway? I’ve seen it so many times and wondered.
Never got around to asking though.
See the SDMB Beginner’s Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards. Started a number of years ago by Rue DeDay, who has recently been unable to post first thing Monday morning as needed due to the inconvenient necessity of earning a living, so others have taken up the torch.
MMP is where all the Cool Kids hang out. You’d know that if you were one of the Cool Kids…
It’s a fun thread series - join us!
Seeing as this question seems to pop up every other week, perhaps a Mod could make a one-line locked sticky.
I know it’s detailed elsewhere, but “elsewhere” is the problem, and people don’t know where to look.
[confessional voice] Ahem, at first I thought it stood for “Monday Morning Pointless.”[/confessional voice] Then again, perhaps it does. 
Hee hee. We’ve been googled.
While we’re on the subject of acronyms, what the HELL does the “FI” part of WiFi stand for???
Fidelity. Wi-reless Fi-delity. 
And I’m glad I got to the bottom of that. I thought something altogether tragic happened to Rue.
I lurk around the MMP threads, and when they stopped, I started to worry. Turns out, for no good reason at all.
Good.
At first I thought it stood for Mundane Morning Post. Then again, perhaps it does. 
The MMP isn’t so much a thing as a state of mind.
It also keeps a bunch of… delinquents from popping up in other threads and ruining them with mindless hijacks. It keeps us from getting underfoot.
<snerk> Not according to Welby <snerk>
Hahahahahahaha! Great one Tups. We oughta hijack this thread.
How about them Dallas Cowboys?
What about them??
How 'bout them Longhorns!
welby, my man, the Cowboys bite! Gimme the Bucs any day.
What about them??
How 'bout them Longhorns!
I know the Cowboys bite, but they’re still my team.
The Bucs have a dorky logo.
I always suspect that Tupug Anachi was the sexiest MMP’er. Now I know that it’s true.
Welby: the old Bucs logo was the dorkiest (dare I say “gayest”?) ever allowed in the NFL. The new one is a huge improvement and decidedly more butch. Probably just in a “bearish” sort of way, but still.
Awwrrw, shucks, shibb!
I have to agree about the old logo. Not even a decent aaaarrr type of pirate. More Johnny Depp than Long John Silver.
welby, at least you can say the Cowboy’s cheerleaders are The. Hottest. Evah!