Watching “Designing Women” tonight they were talking about edible underwear.
Now I was wondering just what is it made of? What does it taste like? Is it flimsy? Could you wear it like regular underwear and then just eat it? (OK that has got to be the stupidest question ever asked)
They can be made of rice paper, gelatins or fruit pectins I suppose. By fruit pectins I’m referring to the venerable “peel and eat”. <insert smirking smilie here>
This also reminds me very little of the famous Hollywood producer who would throw pool parties and hand out gelatin swim suits to the guests.
I once had to test some to see if they were suitable for eating, microbiologically speaking. (They were, but organoleptic evaluation was not required in the test process - ie we didn’t have to taste/smell them).
But can’t you just imagine the Monday morning phonecall to work: “Geez Boss, I can’t come in today, I’m sick as a dog.” “Wazzup, bad takeaway?” “Nah, off knickers”.
In my experience Edible Underwear isn’t, and Tasty Pasties aren’t. They make this stuff for novelty value and long shelf life. You wouldn’t buy food that way, so don’t buy your sex-play things that way either.
By the way, chocolate syrup, honey, etc. taste good, but get really messy. Try “honey dust” or canned cake frosting.
Had edible condoms once. Umm… not for use to prevent pregnancy or disease.
They were fruit roll up material. The girlfriend said they didn’t taste that great, they also made a heck of a mess and I had to go wash it off before I could… …wait, this is GQ and not MPSIMS. Almost forgot.