Edible panties?

I’ve heard these mentioned in a couple of sitcoms. My curiosity is killing me to ask: 'what are they made of? and ‘are they meant to be worn?’

Ever had a fruit-rollup?

Yes they are meant to be worn, but not for any longer than it takes to eat 'em off. You wouldn’t wanna put them on under your best slacks for a night out dancing.

Wearing them under clothing for more than, say, 10 minutes, will insure that you will have fruit-flavored pubic hair for about a month. They are meant to be worn alone and for a brief period of time.

They are also very sticky once they get moist.

here’s a tip: When you go to the porn store to buy them, get an extra pair to eat in the car on the way home.

Hint #18

Buy Fruit Roll-Ups. They are a lot cheaper. Use only 1/4 of the amount of “panty” as you will be so freaking sick of dried fruit you’ll lose interest in anything else due to a tummyache.


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What, isn’t the idea to have someone else do the honors?

Yeah! And my “brief periods” (the amount of time I wear a pair of briefs) are more like 16 hours.

Ugh! Don’t mention periods in an edible panty thread!

Unless these things have improved, you might want to leave your tastebuds at home.


16 hours!!! :smiley:

I wanna know this guy!


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Exactly. They’re like fruit roll-ups, only without the real fruit.